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All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .
Illegal
Banned
Fattening
Expensive
Or . . .
Married to Others. . . ;->
Friends ”Ballons” Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye’n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K
”Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon”
Manzil insaan k hausle azmati hai..
Apno k parde aankho se hatati hai..
Kisi bhi baat se himmat na haarna kyunki..
Thokar hi insaan ko chalna sikhati hai..
Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind kharab!!
Shadi k pehle Dulhan ka baap
Dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo Shadi ke baad le leta hai?.
Ans) Chain, sukh, neendh, khushi etc
Solve this puzzle :-
Wen bullet was fired on Dog,
Tiger died.
Why?
Think
Bcoz d dog’s name was tiger.
Improve ur knowledge yaar.
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge
Dosti Yaqeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Yeh Dewaar Bari Muskil Se Khari Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Fursat Milay To Perhna Kitab Rishtoo Ki,
Dosti Khoon K Rishton Se Bhi Bari Hoti Hai….
“Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote”
“Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE”
“Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par”
“Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.
Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road..
Tere pyar ki hume jarurat bahut thi, par tujhe pane ki kimat bahut thi, aakhiri sans tak tera intazar kiya tha humne par tujhe wada karke bhul jane ki aadat bahut thi
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,
saza yah khob mili tum say dil laganay ki,
nazar lagi hay meray pyar ko zamanay ki,
ab to qabar mein say bhi nikal ker kahtay hain hath mere,
hamain to hasrat hi rah gai tumhain galay laganay ki
Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle…
Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle…
Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai,
Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay
Hum Is Terha Un Ka Ehsaas Kerte Hyn
Hazarron Yaadon Ko Apne Aas Pass Rakhte Hyn
KHUDA Naseeb Kare Har Khushi Un Ko
Wo Log Jo Humain Din Me Hazaro’n Baar Yaad Krte Hyn
Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!
Log kehte hai ki Larkiyan zindgi hoti hai,
Maut nahi
Par log ye kyu bhul jate hai ke,
Dhoka to Zindgi hi deti hai,
Maut nahi.
Ek tamana thi jo ab hasrat ban gai,
kbhi dosti thi ab mohabat ban gai,
kuch is tarha shamil hue tum zindgi mein,
K tum ko sochte rehna meri aadat ban gi.
Ager ek Kashti main
Musharaf
Nawaz Sharif
Chaudry Shujat
Aur Arbab Ghulam Rahim
Ja rahe hon n Achanak Kashti Doob jae
To aapke Khayal main kaun bach jaega ??
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Main bataun..
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Pakistan!
Gud night
Agar ap ladkE Ho to aapke
sapane me aishwarya, karina,
aur katrina aye
Aur agar ap larki hO tO aPke
sapne me mai khud Aunga..!
Ni
Ni
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Saaa
Reee
Saa
Ree
Dha
Maa
Pa
Dha,maa,pa
Dhaaa..
Nii..
Sa..
Re,ga,ma
Re,pa
Bas kar Indian Idol
So jaa,
subah jaldi uthna hai..
Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,
Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,
Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye,
Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARi ke liye..
aap hona.
Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan
Pe Gya Aur Kaha :
“Kuttay K Liye
Ek Litre Doodh De Do …”
Doodh Wala :
“Idhar Hi Pio Ge
Ya
Parcel Ker Doon…”
” Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato’n Naslai’n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ”
Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . .
meri hAr zaroorat mere dost jaise hAy,
Mere Dil main bani moorat Mere Dost jaise hAy,
Mat kaho mera dost CHAND jaisa hAy,
youn kaho CHAND ki surat mere Dost jaise he.
Sitaro ki mehfil sey churaya hai aapko,
Dil sey apna dost banaya hai aap ko,
Is dil ko kabhi tootne na deyna
kiyon k..
Is dil k koney main chupaya hai aapko