LoveSove.com Wishes Collection - Page 13

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

“Dhobi.”

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon….

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,

Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,

Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,

JeSE K

Mein

he he he

What is the difference between wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…

What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT’s !
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Yeskia . . . . .

Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate…

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

“Humain”
“Sms”
“kro”
“aur”
“jeeto”
“3 inamat”

1.Bahut sara pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Feel D Difference

If u really wanna know the meaning of life…???

then…

then….

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look in the Dictionary…

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho

A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA.
DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA

*;*;*;
*(“.,.”)* Haal Kaisa
>”)(“< Hai Janab
,(")("), Ka?

Kya Khayal hai Aapka?

Hamari to Light Gai HO HO HO,

Tumhari bhi Chali jaye HA HA HA.

WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua

U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge

U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom

U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na

U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon

4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can’t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called

** DOCTORS **

KHABARDAR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy

Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye

Tamam Sms ”Waldain” Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye

”Wizarat-e-Tum”
”Hukomat-e-Hum” ;->

4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare

New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi mukka para
kabhi sendel para
kabhi ghar mai pita
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo

ek larki……..

Having No Communication Wid U 4 A While Is Like Drinking Coffee Widout Sugar,
Its Nt Cmplete
Or
Shud I Say
My Life Isn't Cmplete Whn U R Not Beside Me

I Miss U

Jab Pyaar Ki Baat Adhoori Ho..
Jab Beech Me Thori Doori Ho..
Jab Milna Bohut Zaroori Ho...
Per Milne Mein Majboori Ho..
Tum Dil Me Yaad Jaga Lena..
Kuch Pyaar Ke Deep Jala Lena..
Jab Mujh Se Milne Aa Na Sako..
Aur Yaad Se Bahar Jaa Na Sako.

1 Baar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui.
Sab Aaye Pr Jigar Nahi Aya Sab Hairan Hue K Jigar Kaha Gya


Baad Me Pata Laga Jigar To Msg Parh Raha Ha..
Miss U JIGAR...

A Need So Necessary
A Want So Strong

The Universal Would Not Handle

I Love U Today
I Will Love U 2moro
I Will Love U 4ever....

Night By Night
Kiss By Kiss


Touch By Touch

Step By Step


I Fall In Love


A Love So Incomprehensible


So Vivid

So Unique
So Wild

A Passion So Deep..

Q - What's The Definition Of Women?
Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours
While Standing At The Door
But Won't Sit
Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-);-)

Ret per naam likha nahin karte
Ret per likhey naam tika nahin karte, Log kehte hi hum to patthar dil hain
Par patther per likhey naam mita nahin karte

Ek Pyaare se Msg ki Ummed laga rakhi hai,
Humne nazrein screen pr tika rakhi hai,
Pr ummed kaise ho puri ???
Busy Logo se Dosti jo Bana rakhi h

Khuda ne apki bhook dekhi to bhojan banaya
Pyas dekhi to pani banaya
Neend aai to bister banaya
Aur bina Dost ke dekha to mujhe fasaya...

Do chijo se bani hai ye duniya
Thodi himmat thoda dum..
Do lamho se bani hai ye zindgi
Thodi khushi thode gham..
Do chijo se bana ye hamara rishta..
Ek Aap or Ek Hum

True Thought..

Zara socho agar sms recieve karne ke paise lagte to kya hota Guess?


Aaj tum hamari wajah se road par aa gaye hote..