LoveSove.com Wishes Collection - Page 15

Kuch hain Duriaan Kuch hai Faasle
Kiya Yahi hai Mohabbat ke Zaabte

Kuch Dil hai Thora Udaas Udaas
Kuch Veraan Veraan Se hain Raaste

Kuch Hum Ko Bi Apni Khabar nahi

Tumhari Yaadon par Mera Pehra Hai
Tumhara Pyar Samundar Se Bhi Gehra Hai
Kabhi Ankhen Band Kar Ke Mehsoos Karna
Tumhare Dil Mein jo Ghar hai Wo Mera Hai

Xcuse Me..
What Is Ur Mobile
Number?
I Wanna Re_Check
BCoz I Feel There’s
Some Error
Q Ki
sMs Jata To He
Par Aata Nhi He.

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CD's ghar par pari hain!

Congratulation!!! You are awarded da degree of MBA for not sending sms MBA Means

"Member of Bhikari(Beggar) Association"

Forward this to All other MBA's.

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal Badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Fawara chowk Ka Fawara Na Hota.
Khyber Gate Ka Nazara Na Hota.
Fashion Ne Larkion Ko Bigara Na Hota.
To Aaj Ek B Larka Awara Na Hota.

Oye utho… ye koi sonay ka waqt hai?
jab dekho sotay rehte ho…
kia sari zindagi so k bitani hai???
aur han ab mujhe reply mat karna… I AM SLEEPING

U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono “NIKAMMAY”

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

Neche mat parhna

neche ulta Seeda lika hai


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Ulta
Seeda

Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai

Ye app ke pass aya

tu Mobile ki Light On Hoi

Woh Light Dekh k app khush honge


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Chalo MULK me Kahi tu Light Hai.

Asman par Kali Ghata Chai hai,
Aaj Phir Ghar Wali Se Maar Kai hai,

Kehti hai Sudhar Jaow

Liken Kiya karon


Kam Wali Aaj pir Jeans Pehen kar Ayi hai.

Hamein toh aap jaise log maar gaye,
Lagta hai saare messages bekaar gaye.

Kabhi haare na the hum kisise,
par aapki KANJOOSI se hum haar gaye

TERE HAR DARD KO KHAMOSHI SE SEHTE HE,PATA NAHI KAL KUCH MILE NA MILE TUJHSE ,ISLIYE TERI DIYE AANSUON KO MUSKAAN OR TERI BEWAFAI KO IBAADAT SAMAJH KAR SALAAM KEHTE HE..

Rules of Boyssss:
Phoolon ki mehak churai nahi jati
suraj ki kirne chupai nahi jati
kitni bhi soni ho apni girl friend
par dusro ki girl friend bhulai nahi jati

Ek sharabi chaand ki or ishara karke puchhta hai: Ye chand hai ya suraj? Dusra sharabi: Mujhe nahi pata, main bhi iss shaher mein naya hun..!

Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife?s phone
Dr. I?m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.

Lawzon m bayan nhi kr skte Dosti ko
Shayad nazar se wo bayan hojaye
Is umeed se toh karte h intizar raat ka ki
Shayed sapno me apse mulaqat hojaye

PrincipaL=
Late Q Aaye Ho?
Pappu=
Bike Bigad Gyi Thi Sir
PrincipL=
Bus Me nhi Aa Sakte?
Pappu=
Maine Bola Sir
Par Apki Beti Nhi Mani.

3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the.. Trafficwale ne Rok kr bola : "Tumhe malum nhi TRIPLING Apradh hai.." 1Dost : Hume Malum hai islie to 1 ko Ghar Chodne ja rhe hai..

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 U. Chhupaya kyun?Tumko Kya Laga Tum Nahi bataoge To Mujhe Pata Nahi Chalega Ki aaj... "ANIMAL'S DAY"HAI.U NAUGHTY.Cake Zaroor bhejna..

Dil karta hai aapke pass aaye;
aapke pass aa ke ruk jaye...
Na baithe na bole,Bas apki aankh me;










Santre ka chhilka nichod ke bhaag jaye!!

Student : Sir pyar ka izhar karne k liye sabse suitable jagah kya hogi?
Sir : Mandir
Student : sir kyo?
Sir:kyunki waha ladki chappal utar k jati hain

Son:Mom,Maine 1 Khawab Dekha Ki Mera 1 Paav Zamin Par Or Dusra Aasman me hai.Mom:Iss Tarah Ke Khawab Na Dekha Kar puttar Warna kachcha Fatt jayega.

Apki kashish sarfarosh hai?Apka nasha yu madhosh hai??kya kahe tumse??Ae dost??Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata
Wo ab tak behosh hai.

Subha kaafi ho chuki hai. Ab chiragh bujha dijiye. Ek haseen din raah dekhta hai aap ki. Basssss!!! palkon ke parde utha lijiye!! GOOD MORNING

"Sardi ki Dhup me Chamakta Profile hai," Sabse alag sbse juda Apka Smile hai,"Wah kya Ada kya Style hai,"Naak Pochhne ki Tameez nahi aur Hath me Mobil

Mera naam leke sona! Khirki khol k sona!
Takia mod k sona!
Kambal odh k sona!
Raat ko sapne me hum bhi ayenge!
Thodi si jagah chhod k sona!

The most touchin lines written by a friend to a friend...
"ever u miss me, never u cry...
For a drop of tear in ur eyes,
is a day less in my life"...
:-)

Aap Itne Ache Lagte Ho,Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho,Kasm Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Leti Hai Jab Naak Se













Gubara Fulaate Ho.



YAk.cheE.EE..