Sejan... Wishes Collection - Page 5

Ab to hadd hi ho gayi yaar.............

kisne ye keh diya ki................

Rajnikant ne uske maa baap ko paida kiya he.............

Rajnikant can write with eraser and rub with lead.

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...

Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

Ek baar Discovery wale Jwalamukhi dekhne gaye,

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& they got shocked...
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Because Rajnikant waha already papad sek raha tha...:

?1000's of years passed....
Millions of theorems derived....
Crores of formulas made....

but still
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'X' is unknown and 'XXX' is well known.

Maut ko ekdin aana hi hai, maut se na daro. Avijeet: Daya! jara Tarika ka profile check karo.

Mother is ANGEL
M-Made
O-Of
T-True
H-Heart
...E-Everyday
R-Rises 4 u.

For all sweet mom

Once God ws in Trouble!!!!

So......

he started praying!!!!
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Oh my Rajinikant
oh my Rajinikant!!

Ek baar ek Judge ne Rajnikant ko CRIME karte hue dekh liya!!!!

Fir kya hona tha....

Tabse
...
Kanoon Andhaa ho gaya!! :

Munni:-Mere se achha koi nahi nachta.
Pranav Mukhrji:"Janeman tumne hamare SENSEX ko THUMKE Lagate nahi dekha. Ek Ek THUMKE pe HAZARO log Marte hai...

A kiss is like a stamp. .

Once u stamp a gal,she wouldnt go anywhere else. .

Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai . .
...

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya....
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

Itne saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahi Hai...Itne saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahi Hai......ACP--Zara pata lagao kahi Daya Gay toh nahi hai...

Ek baar DAYA darwaja todne gaya, but life me pehli baar darwaja nai tuta. . . Ander se awaaj aayi. . YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI!

Pyaaar To Jaaan Humne sirf Tumhi se kiyaa he..

wah wah ..

Pyaar to jaaan humne sirf tumhi se kiyaa he..
...
wah wah ..

ACP : Ye natak band karo . aur chup chap bolo . ye khoon kisne kiya he ?

Does anybody know the fact that:

Rajnikant ka dimaag Computer aur Chacha Chaudhary se bhi tej chalta hai....:

Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013

Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection

Rajnikant first takes a gold medal & then starts the race.

Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
...''Osama Bin Laden''

There is Madame Tussauds wax statue in Rajnikant's house !!

Swiss Bank open an account at Rajnikant.

rajni sent cheque for paying the school fees of his child
the bank bounced

Do you know why sun moves towards the North in Uttarayan (ie. kite flying day)????
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Because the Sun fears that in the South, Rajni might be flying kites and he may cut it into 2 halves...!!!

Rajdhani express came to a sudden hault!!
because rajni was crossing the road...

Once rajnikant was mixing lemon and sugar into indian ocean...... Do u knew why? As he needs to drink nibu pani..

Once rajnikant was driving a plane in delhi as usulaly he gets stuck 2 a rickshaw in which 100 people were injured who were sittng in rikshaw

The original host for Man Vs Wild was Rajnikant, but then the people at Discovery Channel dropped the idea..why?....
They didnt want children to think that eating volcanic Lava is good for health

?2008 - Chandrayaan-1 finds water on moon
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2013 - Chandrayaan-2 finds milk!
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Rajnikanth had started his dairy farm there

Impossible can b spelled as,
' I'm possible'...
but,
never spell Rajnikant as,
' Rajni can't '...
......it hurts...