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Guess what Santa does a night before he goes into the chimney of every house with toys.....
He waits near his house chimney for...
Rajni to come down with toys....
ek bar raam aur raavan ladai kar rahe the..
achanak Raavan bola: bye bye Raam...
Raam: kya hua? haar maan li?
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Raavan: nahi Raam, its 10.30, RAJNIKANT ki car saaf kaarne ka time ho gaya!!!!
u will seriously go crazy knowing this top secret . .
The new symbol for Rupee is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . ;-)
Rajnikant participated in Race obviously he came first Einstien died aftet watching that....because...As light came second!!!
All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks
WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
Once Rajnikanth taught a child how 2 open a door widout ringing a bell......Today dat child is known as INSPECTOR DAYA of CID....!!
once rajnikant buy 40 acers of squre land and make 4 wells in all 4 corners..
u know why..?
for playing carrom.............
u know y OBAMA iscoming 2 india.
just 2 request indian govt dat."hamari puri miltary,airforce, technology aap lelo."
bas hame "RAJNIKANT"de do.
Recent intel Research Shows that,
till 2012,
people will start using Hardisk of Capacity..
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1 RB(Rajnibyte)...
rajnikant once taught a boy table tennis that boy is now-Roger Federer but wen he didnt gave fees then rajnikant taught lawn tennis to Rafel Nadal.... :
Once Rajnikant went to bhopal and had a lot of spicy and oily food...
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"BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY"
once Rajnikant opened a junior college,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Rajnikant Institue of Techonology for Management of Law in Medical Sciences of applied Economics.
rajni once had a fgt id one f his freind,he ordered him not to show him his face again in life.........
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now d person is known as big boss...!!
Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai..?
Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu!
?10,000 years ago Rajnikant's girlfrnd died.
He CRIED a Lot
& 2day
Still 71% of d earth's surface s covered with Water..!
Once RAJNIKANT was playing cricket in d monsoons..
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"d rain was cancelled due 2 match."
When Rajnikanth was a student......
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You can guess this...
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Teacher used to bunk the classes :-)
Before tom cruise, Rajnikanth was offered the lead role in Mission Impossibe...
But obviously he rejected the offer as the title was too insulting.
Once nasa's scintist found life on moon, as dey sa a bee flyin dere.......
but aftr research their heart goes fail
coz apna rajni patang uda raha tha na...
Behind every Men's Success There's a Women.
But
Behind 16 Girl's Success there's a Man.
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This is What we See in the Movie "Chak De India"
Khuda ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi to Bhojan banaya,
Pyyas dekhi to Paani banaya,
Nind dekhi to Bistar banaya,
aur Bina Dost ke Dekha to Mujhe Fasaya.
Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"
Bhoot Raat ko Viraniyo me Q Ghumte hai...?
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Kher Chodo ye Tumhara Personal Matter hai jaha Marzi Ghumo Firo.