chandra kant tiwari Wishes Collection

aaj muskurane ko jee chahta he,har gam bhulane ko jee chahta he,aapki yaad me msg kya bhejun, khud aapke pass aane ko jee chahta he.

subah likhta hun, sham likhta hun, har waqt tera paigam likhta hun, wo qalm bhi diwani ho jati hai, jis se tera nam likhta hun

Dunia me agar kabhi b apki jeet hogi to hum garv se kahenge.That's my friend.Agar aap hare to apka hath pakad ke kahenge,I M UR FRIEND.

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte ha in waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa JAYE

dil ki baat unhe batain kaise,ham unhe apne dil me basay kaise,yaro koi to idia do ,ham unhe patay ge kaise

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga,
jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,
Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se to
Daru ki botal hi gir gayi.

tabiyat kharab thi doctor ko dhikhaya,
doctor ne kaha:kisi pagal ko sms karo thik ho jayega.
tumhe sms kiya aab aachha lag raha he........

kabhi yad aye to aik bar kehna,
kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,
Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,
magar

*KABHI*
*ALVIDA*
*NA KEHNA*

The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start and end your day with love and smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day.

Sath Dene Ka Bada Vada Kiya Tha,
Sikwa Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Tha,
Agar Wo Hume Bhulakar Khush Hai To
Koi Gham Nahin Kyunki Humne To Unko
Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha.

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
uski baddua talli nahi jati,
Bartan maanj kar bhi Maa 3-4 Bachhe paal leti he,
lekin 3-4 beto se 1 Maa nahi paali jati.

Alladin ka chirag mila, maine jinn se bola,
Ish SMS ko padne wale ki buddhi ko 10 guna bada do. . . . ..
Jinn bola multiplication can't be applied on zero.

Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to SMS milte hi miss call dena,
'ULLU' ho to MSG karna.
Agar 'GADHA' ho to call karna,
aur 3 o ho to kuch mat karna

Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person
when you don’t have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options.

human faal in love,
that is normal.
cowes eat grass,
that is ok.
but when z monkey
press a mobile keybored
amazing!!!
r u still pressing?

APP JAB BHI CHAND KO DEKHO,
YAAD KARMA MUJHE,
YE SOCH KAR NAHI KI
KHUBSURAT HAI WO SITRO ME,
YE SOCH KAR KI
AKELA HAI WO BHI HAZARO ME

A little tune can make you sing,
A little hug can make you feel better
Some little things can make you happy.
I hope that my little disturbance will make you smile.

Life is a Chemistry
Just dilute ur Sorrows Evaporate ur Worries
Filter ur Mistake,
Boil ur Ego &
u wil get Clear Crystals
of happiness.

Life is like a coin
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,
Only one side is visible at time,
But remember
other side also waiting for its turn

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

Agar 'PARESHANI' Ka Sambandh 'DIMAG' Se Hai To Logo Ko Heart Attack Q Ata Hai?
Agar 'PYAR' Ka Sambandh 'DIL' Se H To Log Pyar Me Pagal Q Ho Jate Hai?

Santa : Yaar gadha mithai dekhkar kya sochta hoga ?

Banta : Yahi ki "KAASH YAH MITHAI GHAAS HOTI".

What is difference between bus conductor & driver?
Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

Na pine ka shauk tha na pilane ka,
hume to sirf nazre milane ka shauk tha.
Par nazre bhi mila baithe unse
jinhe nazro se pilane ka shauk tha.....

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so ja.

dost hain mere magar yaad bankar satate hain,
fir bhi us insaan pe marna meri fitrat hai to hai!
kab kaha maine ki mil jaye wo mujhe,
par uski bahon me dum nikle ,
itni si hashrat hai to hai!

Aurate 3 prakaar ki hoti hain..
Ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,
Dusari jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti
&
Tisri jiske saath aap rehate ho. :)

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

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They Both Are Not a Banana !!

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???? ???
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega.... ..