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mohobat mukadar he 1 khwab nahi,
ye wo ada he jisme sab kamyab nahi,
jinhe panah mili unheungliyo par gin lo,
magar jo fanaah hue unka koi hisab nahi
adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There is no other option!!!)
Ek purani haveli main bund kamre main dhool se bhari tasveer k peeche lage jaale main fasi makdi
ke pooch par baithi machar ki kasam
"I MISS U YAAR"
As a Friend, I asked you stone, you gave me Statue,
I asked you Leaf, You gave me a Flower,
I asked your hanky for my tears but you gave your hand.
Really you are "DEAF".
Tum bahot khubsurat ho,
Khud ko duniya ki nazaro se chupaya karo,
Aankho me kajal hi kafi nahi,
Gale me Nimbu Mirchi bhi latkaya karo.
one of the best message i have ever received
"jivan me itani bhi galtiya mat karo ki pencil se pehle rubber ghis jaye"
Na Din Ko Light... Na Raat Ko Light...
Wa wa wa!
Na Din Ko Light... Na Raat Ko Light...
Go_OD NIGHT
. ~ .
G^_^D NIGHT
White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache
School lgta tha Poultry Farm aur hum Sub Murghi k bachey
Mujhy samajh na aaya aaj tak teachr ka ye Funda...
Mujhy banati thi Murgha aur deti thi Anda... ;-)
Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend???
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time,
girl friend is like a cheque,which may bounce at any time.
tusi bade hi great ho,
rasgulle ki plate ho,
ande ka kret ho,
jalebi ki tarah straight ho,
sms karne me late ho,,
kher jo bhi ho mere favoriate ho
Three guys meet in a bar.
1st guy: I am a DJ!
2nd guy: I am a VJ!
3rd guy: I am a BJ!
1st & 2nd guy: what? BJ?
3rd guy: "BALD JOE"
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Mere Wajood Main Kash To Uthar Jaye.
Main Dekho Ayina Or To Najar Aye.
To Ho Samne Or Waqt Dhar Jaye.
Kash Ye Jindhgi Tujhe Yohi Dekhte Huye Gujar Jaye Kash.
Its d month of Kisses,
surprises proposals n dates
chocolatees n gifts
hugs n Luvsongs,
Its FEB
Wishing u a Luv filled VALLENTINE month.
Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
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+ DiL +
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Chahta Hai
A Man Meet A Friend After A Long Time N Notices He Is Wearing An Ear-Ring. "When Did U Start
Wearing Ear-Ring"
He Replies" Ever Since My Wife Found One In My Car"
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals ruled?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Mera bas chale to teri yade kharid loo
Apne jine ke waste teri bate kharid loo
kar sake jo har waqt didar tera sab kuch luta ke
wo ankhe kharid loo.
Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi?
1 shaks: Mujhe hai !
Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho!
Lyf is like a nobel,
full of suspences.
U never knw wats gonna happen
until U turn the nxt page.
I only wish dat U get 1
happy note on evry new page...
Jeene ki jisne Nayi Ada Di Hai,
KHUSH Rahne Ki Usne DUVA di Hai,
ae KHUDA Use sare jahan ki KHUSHI dena,
Jisne Apne "DIL" me muje jagah di hai.
Har gam ko Pala Nahin
Jata, kaanch ki chizon ko
Uchala nahin jata,
Kuch karna hai to
mehnat karo Yaaro,
Har baat ko "Aal izz Well"
bolkar Taala nahin jata........
Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..
agar hai pyaar hum se,to sms ka karz sms se utaar do,
or agar jyada kanjusi sawar ho,to ek miss call mar do,
ye bhi nahi ho to mobile uthao of dharti pe maar do
"U R MY SWEET FRIENDS HO NA, I DON'T WANT TO KHONA,
I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART" DO NA ""OTHER WISE
I WIL START ROHNA"AT LAST EK SMS KARONA"
Mumkin nahi eis yari ko bhula pana,
Mumkin nahi tumhe yadoo se mita pana,
Tum ek kimti tohfe ho pyar ka,
Mumkin nahi eis tohfe ki kimat chuka pana....