PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 2

True Meaning of
KISS

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K - Keep
I - It
S - Simple
S - Silly ... =P

Har Jaga Romantic Message
Chahiye Tumhei'n ?

I've Started Keeping
Two Lists
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"T O - D O"
And
"T O O - L A T E"

When Men Say 'LET'S FOCUS'
In That Deep Voice ... Time To Make
A Run For It ... !!!
But
When Women Say 'LETS DISCUSS'
In That Sweet Voice ... Its Time To
Hit The Marathon !!! =

They Just Opened
The First Rehab Center For
Internet Addiction. . . !
As Soon As
I Find Their Online Class
Schedule,
I'm So Signing Up! .

I M An Exercise Conscious

I Exercise Everyday.
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I Do 1 Sit Up When I Get Out
Of My Bed In The Morning.

Next Time Someone Presses
The Elevator Button You've
Already Pressed...
Act Totally Impressed
&
Tell Them :

"They Did It Way Better Than
You ... !!"

Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.
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95 Rupees ! ;->
Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban'ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy...!!!

Anyone Having Less
Than
32 GB iPod / 16 GB iPhone
Should Be Declared

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iPoor ....

There Are Two Kinds Of People:

-Those Who Like Me

And

Those Who Can Go To Hell .

Girl Setting Password
4 Her Laptop Wd A Guy Sittng Bside Hr..
She Types"BRAIN"As
Paswrd.
Guy Fell Off 4m Chair
Laughing
B'coz
Laptop Replied :
"TOO SMALL

What Is The Difference
Between A Lawyer & A Liar.. ??
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The Pronunciation &
The Spelling..!!!

Quickest Way To Know A Woman =
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Go Shopping With Her!

I m Going To Paint A
Blue Square In My Backyard
So That
When People Loot At It
On GOOGLE EARTH
It Looks Like
I Have A SWIMMING POOL

I m On A Diet .
My Doctor Has Strictly
Forbidden Me

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To Swallow You LIES .

I Just Hate You !

Go Away ...

Why The Hell

You Keep Coming Again And Again

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Monday ? !

Disturbed
Sunday .

Types Of Proposals:

1. I Love U
2. I Want To Spend My Rest Of Life Wid U.
3. Will U Marry Me ?
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But The Latest And Favorite One Now..
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Wanna B My Chammak Challo..??

Suppose Girls Are Genius...
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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Very Funny
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Cant Even Suppose .. =P =d
Lolz :P

I Like To Do The Thingz That R Impossible..!
N Since Nothin' Z Impossible In Dis World,
So...
I Do Nothing...

Height Of Creativity:

I've Saved My Grl Frnd's Number As BATTERY LOW.

So, Whenever She Calls & I'm Not Around,

My Mom Plugs My Phone 2 Charger Unknowingly:)

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And
Say......
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Mosquito. =

Teachers Are Like Babies
They Think,
If They Scream
They Can Get Everything They Want =

THAPPAD Se Dar Nhe Lagta Sahab
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MACHAR Se Lgta Hy. :

Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):

"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases

When The Number Of Girls

In The Exam Hall Increases.

What Do You Call A Group Of People
Where Two People Are Thinking Of Sex
And All Other Are Thinking Of Food??
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A Wedding... =

If CHOCOLATES Were
VEGETABLES,


I Will Be The Healthiest
Person 0f The World ...

Scientists Have Discovered
A Certain Activity That
Diminishes A Woman's Anger
By 90 Percent

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S H O P P I N G ..

If U Have "Magnetic"
Personality N Still U
Can't Attract A Girl
Towards U
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That Means
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The Girl Has "Iron
Deficiency Anemia

"Munni Aur Sheela"

Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To

"SALA Character Dhela Hy!

By A Non-Vegetarian :

"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life ... "

All Your Life You Are taught
Not To Talk To Strangers
And Then You Are Expected
To Sleep With 0ne ... !

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"ARRANGED MARRIAGE" Damn