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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B'coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
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UFF YEH SMS KE TARSE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE HO
Height Of Cruelty:
Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;
Out of D Window & Shouting:
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Love Is In the Air Baby.
Keep Flying..
"People think smoking is hard to quit !!
Oh God, clearly
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they haven't tried to quit Facebook yet!"
Rays Emitting From The
Books Are Directly Proportional
To Sleepiness. . .
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"STUDENT'S 1st Law 0f
Nalaiqness"
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ?
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An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol
After Making Drawing Of a Toilet
Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful
Other Girl:
"Thank You
Ur Beautiful Too
Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome
Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.."
Whats The Difference Between Boyfriend And Motorbike???
Motor Bike Is First Kicked And Then Used...
But A Boyfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....:)))
Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??
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A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend
"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN"
Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.. ;->)
Teacher : Whoever Answers
My Next Question,
Can Go Home.
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through
The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?
Boy : Me . . . I'm Going Home.
Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?
Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Dost-Q?
Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai
A Survey in America:
50% Teenagers;
Live with Their Parents..=)
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Rest 50% Teenagers;
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Are already PARENTS..
Girl Wearing Very Short
Skirt
Boy Asks : Won't Ur Mom Say
Anything About Ur Dress . . ?
Girl : My Mom Will Be Very Angry
Coz
I M Wearing Her Dress .
Life Never Changes
Only Our Thoughts Change
For Examp[le :
Bachpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha
Aur Ab
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Phat'tii Hy . .
Men Socialize By Insulting Each Other,
But They Don't Mean It..
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Women Socialize By Complimenting Each Other,
And They Don't Really Mean It Either
People Says Love Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..
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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job
Aap k Liye jan kon de sakta hy?
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Mat Karna
Pagal Tmhe Ghar Me Koi Dosri Dafa Salan Nhi Deta
Jan Kon Dega
3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner
No Need To Be Emotional Everytime
Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab
Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao..
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Director:
"Morning Exam Evening Result"
I'm In Love With My Bed,
We're Perfect For Each
Other!
But
...My Alarm Clock
Just Doesn't Seem To
Want Us Together !
All Sincere Girls Fall In Luv Wid
STUPID BOYS
& All Sincere Boys Fall In Luv Wid
Stupid Girlz.
I'm Neither Stupid Nor Sincere
Thats WHY I'm Single!
Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.
Wife: Why Are You Early?
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Husband: Who Is He?
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Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic :
Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K
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Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye
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" Mein Bathroom Me Hun,
Motor Chala Do.
Paani Nahi A Raha..
Ly Das Yara.