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1901 Wishes in Collection
Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho...
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Pappu : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai
GOLU-Mera beta meri kahi har baat manta hai
MOLU- Are wah,Tumne ye kaise kar diya
GOLU-Maine use keh rakha hai jo ji me aaye karo
GOLU-Doc. Mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise mere kaan me koi Gunguna Rahe Hai
Doc.-Aisa Kb Lagta Hai
GOLU-Jb mai kaan me headphone laga ke song sunta hu
Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai Tumhari padhne me help karu
Beta-Nai Dad,Mai Bina Apki Help ke hi fail hona Chahta Hu
Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad
Doc-koi taklif nah H,sirf aaram ki jarurat Hai
Lady-Lekin Meri zuban to dekhi hi nai
Doc-Use b Aaram ki jarurat Hai
Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..
Girl-(Sharmate Huye) Karo na..
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BoY- Barrrrrrrah
HAQIQAT
Ladki saath ho to
Hotel Bill
Ladki Door ho to
Mobile Bill
Or
Ladki Door ho jaye to
Daru ka Bill
Isliye Na lagao Dil..
Na aayega Bill
Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho
GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
Ladkiya"jab roti he to wo ankho ki jagah Muh par kyu hath rakhti hai
Taaki,maa-bahen ki gaali na nikal jaye
Boys Ka Common Sense Zero
Hota He.
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Kaise.?
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Gents Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge "Shalu I Love U"
Ab Kya Shalu Waha Padhne Jayegi..?
CID NKS.
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha 'Khoon Kisne Kia Batao'
Lash Ne Kaha 'Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.'
A beautiful saying!
Achy Dost Banao
QK insan ki pehchan us se nahi us k Dosto se hoti hai.
isi liye tumne mjhe dost bnaya na
Bohat chalaak ho
A cute proposal by a boy to his lover:)
My name is "I":-)
My problem is "LOVE":-)
My solution is "YOU":-)
Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye
Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya fark hota H
An-Ullu k bache bade hokar ullu,Gadhe k Gadhe Bante H
jb ki Insan k bache Gadhe,Ullu dono ban Skte H
Whts ur Blood Grp?
Lt me know its urgnt
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Qki
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hai,Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K
Sirf
BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.:-
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me
Hi..
The Cute
Sweet
Most Graceful
The Smartest
&
Beautiful
Person
Khush ??
Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro
Duusro Ko B Bewaqoof Banana Hy
Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?
Santa ka beta utha.
T:Shabash bete batao.
Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi
MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?
GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi
MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi
1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?
2nd ladies- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nahi
Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir
P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir
P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir
Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy
Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.
"Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge."
BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha
Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai
Tum Ek din Insan ban jaoge
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
Chand c mehboba ho meri
kb aisa maine socha tha
Chand c mehboba ho meri
kb aisa maine socha tha
kya kru us waqt meri soch me cemical locha tha
Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati