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PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 18
1901 Wishes in Collection
Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya 2 Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?
Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?
Papu Dhobi ko Daant-te hue -
Ek to meri shirt guma Di upar se paise mang raha hai.?
Dhobi:- Sahab shirt dhulne ke baad gum hui hai
Snta Ko Nahate hue Mahbooba Yaad Aa gayi tho Farmaya
Dil me He Tumhara Aks
or Hath me H Sabun LUX
Tmhara Khayal aata Raha or
LUX Jhaag Banata Raha
Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi aap se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif karli
ap aap Ki SMS ka paisa Bachane Koi aap se Sikhe
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se
:
Warna Uska Baap Kahega
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:
:
Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakkar Laga Gaya...
Ek Gal Akeli Ja rahi thi?
Ek Boy Samne Se aa rha tha
Dono Bilkul Pass aa gaye
Ladka Chala Gaya
Ladki Chali Gayi
Moral
Sab aap Jaise Kaminy nahi Hote
Mosam Badla Thand Suru Ho Gai
Apke Msg Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padkr Bolti Bandh Ho Gai..
Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
Santa: Girta Hi 2 Girne Do.
Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar H.
Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya
Dukandar-Santa G Size to batao?
Santa-Yaar wo to Mai bhool gaya Hu
aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo.
Agar Ladke k pas personal mobile ha
face pr hr waqt smile ha
sar pr hr roj 1 naya hairstyle ha
to smjho
"MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA"
"Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya
nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin
aap
us
se
b
ACHHE nikle
Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,
Dulhan Ko Nahi?
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.
Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria
Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it
Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope
Ladka Ghar der se Lauta
Maa- Kaha tha?
Beta- Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa kA Pyar"
Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh
"Baab ki Maar"
Santa Humene Unke ghar k Samne Nach Nach kar Ghungro Tak tod diye
Zalim Nach Dekhne k bad Keh Gaye Pappu Cant Dance Sala
Mere Paas Time Nhi Hai
Un Logo Se Nafrat Krne Ki Jo Mujhse Nafrat Krte Hai
Qki
Mai Busy Hu Un Logo Me Jo Muje Pyar Krte Hai.!
" That r attitude".
Tere Lot Aane Ka Intzaar Karta Hu
Dekh Me Tumse Kitna PYAR Karta Hu
Me Banata Hu Kagaz Pe Teri Tasweer
Fir Unse Baate HAZAAR Karta Hu.
Khile phul jaise. waise apke labo pe hasi ho
na koi gum ho na koi bebasi ho
salamat rahe apki zindgi ka safar,jaha bhi raho bas kushi hi kushi ho
Aaj Hum aapse Dil Ki baat karna Chahte hai Mind mat karna
Mai
Aap
se
Bhaut
P
PY
PYA
PYAR
PYARA
PYARA Hu
Jis se Marzi Puch lo.
Apni GirlFriend Ko I love U Kehna h?
Balance Khatam?
Kya Kroge?
Kabutar K gale me Chithi band kr bhejoge?
Nhi na?
No Mujhe de do maine bol dunga.
Teacher- Aap Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya hai aur Aap Laddu Khila Rahe ho!
Netaji-50 Ki Class Me 40 Fail Hai..
Majority To mere bete Ke Sath Hai Na
ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki
Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali
Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai
Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana
Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.
Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye.
Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad
Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.
Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.
Chand pe Kaali Ghata chaati Hogi
Sitaro Ko Muskurahat aati hogi
Tum Lakh Chupa Duniya se
Magar Akele me Tumhe apni Sakal pe Hasi aati to hogi.