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PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 19
1901 Wishes in Collection
Main ChandraMukhi
Tu
SurajMukhi
Maine tujhse Dukhi
Tu
Mujhse Dukhi
To Fir ek kaam kar
Bulding se Kud Ja
Tu
B Sukhi
Maine B sukhi
Dil me Basaya unhe Jaanu Bana kar
Wah wah
Dil me basaya Unhe jaanu Bana kar
Wah wah
Kambaqht Wo kisi aur k Saath bhag gayi Hume mamu bana kar!!
Humari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Jayda Hogi
Humari Har Awaz Humare Liye wada hogi
aap B Sun lo Kaan khol k
Jisne Pehale Todi Uski Pitayi zayda hogi.
Barsat Me Chhata
Risto me Mata
Samaroh me Taali
Jija K liye Saali
Metal Me Sona
Ladkiyo ka Rona
Pyar me Gam
or Sms Me Famous hain Hum
Zindagi He To Khwab hai
Khwab he To Manzle He
Manzile hai to raste he
raste He to Mushkil he
Muskile He to Himmat he
Himat he to
SMS karo
Aapki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain
Kahin Bhul se bhi
Kabristan mat chale jana
Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai
Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me Roti dubo k kaha rha tha
Waiter- Ye kaise khana kaha rhe ho?
Santa- Maine math ka teacher hu daal suppose kari hui ha
Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana
Arz hai...
Aap hamare dil me base ho.
. . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho...
Wah wah
Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
Khamosh na raho khamoshi saza degi,
Muskurahat har gam ko mita degi,
Kuchh pal jeelo hamare dosti ke sath E-dost,
Kaun jane zindagi hume kis mod pe daga degi.
Kisi Ne"Hume Rulaya To Kya Bura Kiya,
DIL"Ko Dhukhaya To Kya Bura Kiya,
Hum To"Phle Se Hi Tanha The
KiSine EhSaS"Dilaya To Kya Bura Kiya?
A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?
I said million dollar
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge!
Ashiq pagal ho jate he pyr me
baki kasr puri ho jati Hai Intezar me
magar ye dil ruba nahi samajti
wo to Gol Gappe Khati Firti Hai Bazzar me
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.
Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
1 Aadami Kabar pe Baitha tha
Musafir ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagata?
aadmi-darne ki kya baat hai?
andar Garmi lag rahi to thodi der bhar aa gaya.
Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he
Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu
Ki
Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai
Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?
Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!
Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga..
mera saya.. mera saya..
Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai
Q>>How To Impress a Girl with in 1 Minute?
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Any Idea?
no?
agar Mujhe pata hota to maine Sms tumhe na karta.
Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena.
Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte
Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !
Ik Sher Arz hai
Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai.
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Udher Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai
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Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai.
Faqeer-2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baccha
Baccha-Jaldi se sawal batao
Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai!
Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?
papu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.
teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gaye
7:30 Coffee
9:30 Nastha
11:30 Juice
2:30 Lunch
4:30 Tea
9:30 Dinner
Time 2 Time Khana-Peena Aata Hai,
Magar Msg Karna Nahi Aata Kya Kanjuso.?
Tere Honto Ki Hasi Banne Ka Khwab He
Tere Agosh Me Simat Jane Ka Khwab He
Ji Lenge Zinda Rehna Pada Tere Bin
Tujpe Mar Mitne Ka Khwab He
Na Meri Kisi Ko Parwah rahi
Na Ab Jine Ki koi Wajah rahi
Kabar Khud Ki Khod Bethe He
Wo Dafnayenge Muje,
Mrne K Baad Ab To Ye Umeed bhi na rahi