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Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja!
Makkhi Nahi Udi!
Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..
Government Hospital Ke Doctor Aur Mareej Me Kya Similarity
Hai?
?
?
Doctor Nurse Pe
Aur
Mareej Farsh Pe Marta Hai..
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus K Sath Kabhi Nhi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle K Sath hi Jata H
Agar Kabi Aapko 100Rs Mile To Apni Neeyat Ko Kharab Mat Kro
Balki
Un Paiso se Kisi Karibi Dukan se Mere Mobile Pe
Recharge Kara do.. (-;
Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya he.
Banta -Tuje kaise pata?
Snta-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he..
Sharabi: Doctor,Aap meri sharaab chhudva sakte ho. Kya?
Doctor: Haa kyoun nahi.
Sharabi: To police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai plz chudva do.. (-;
Dosto
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Doob Gya
Majnu B Nhi Rha
Romeo B Mar Gya
Meri B Tabiyat Thik Nai Rehti,
Pata Nhi Ab in Ladkiyo ka kya hoga..
Open with love
Muje tumse kuch kehna h
wahi bat jo dilko chu jaye
whi pyr k 3 akshr
D 3 golden words
SMS KAR KANJUS
Tony: Boss Maine Galati Nhi Kiya.
Fir B Aap Muje Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot,Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato,Baad Me Galti karo..
Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?
B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..
Use Akele Dekh
Maine Ankhe Maar Di
Badle Me Usne Muje Pyar Di
Chal Pada Resturant Coffee Pilane
Par Pata Chala Ki Kisine
Meri Pocket Mar Di..
Teri ummid tera intjar karte hai
Ae sanam ham to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte hai
Par
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjaar karte hai..
Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?
Tumhara nam likhnay ki ijazat chin gai jab se
koi b lafz likhta hu to ankhe bheeg jati h
Hazaron mausmon ki hukmarani hae meray dil par
main jab b tanhha hon tou aankhain bheeg jati hai
Tumne To Apney Wajood Ko Rang Dia Hey Oski Chah Main
Kabhi Socha Hey Tumne Woh Shaks Tumse Pyar Karta Bhi Hoga?
Ek Traf Phulo Se Mili Chaut Ek Taraf Ghayal Jigar B H
Ek Taraf Kanto Ki Gali Ek Taraf Phulo Ka Shahar B H
Ye Valentine Mohbat krne Walo Ki Yad b Lekar Ata H
Sath Bewafao ki B Yad Dila Jata H
Mat sona ksi b dost k kandhy me sir rakh ke,,
"jab ye becharte hain to resham ke takye par b neend nhi aati.!
Abhi hamari mohabbat kisi ko kya malum,
kisi ki dil ki haquikat kisi ko kya malum,
khuda ke waste yun na benaqab phiro,
kisi ki kaisi hai niyat kisi ko kya malum.
I’m not happy person because of my love,
I’m happy person coz I’m in love with you &
You are my valentine!
Khush Raho Tum Zindagi K Melay Main,
Per Ye Sochna Kabhi Ik Pal Akaily Main,
Kisi Ki Soch Main Ehsaas Ki Sadaon Main,
Tum Bus Rahey Ho Kisi Ki Duaon Main.
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,
Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,
Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya
Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.
A lifetime inspiring thought!
“Always try your best to get whatever you like,
Otherwise, u will be forced to like whatever you get”.
“Listen to Everyone
and Learn from Everyone
Because
Nobody knows Everything
but Everyone knows Something”.
Personality is-
who we are and what we do when everybody is watching.
Character is-
who we are and what we do when NOBODY is watching…!
Sometime a blank paper tells u whole story.
Some time even a book lacks the meanings.
It is true that word are important
But
“Silence increase worth of some words”.
What looks to b nothing
Finally that becomes everything..
And what is Everything
Suddenly changes to nothing..
That’s Life..
Leran to live and live to learn..
Your vision will become clear only
when you look into your heart.
Who looks outside, dreams.
Who looks inside, awakens.
Life is not a rehearsal
Each day is a new show.
No repeat, no rewind, no retake
So give your best shot in all your acts.
As the show goes on and on and on