PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 4

My Girl Asked:
"Do You Want To Get
Married .
I Said: "Sure

She Said: "Gr8 When

I Said
"Well Like Every Other
Guy, When I Meet The Right
Girl

Ab Inni C Baat Pe Naraz
Ho Gyi

After LONDON Riot
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I Wish
I Was Poor Enough To
Have A Blackberry To
0rganize A Riot . .

A Kid With His Mom On
The Way To Home Saw A
Couple Kissing On The Road. . .

He Shouted: Look Mom, Look
That Boy And Girl Are Fighting
For A Chewing Gum !

T h 0 8 - P r 0 v o k i n G

If Hard Work Is The
Key To SUCCESS,
I Would Rather
Pick The Lock. . .

~ Addicti0n ~

Two Friends Are Talking. . .

- I Have Facebook, Twitter,
Google Plus, Yahoo, Msn,
Skype And G-Talk.

- Dude, Do You Have A Life...?

- OMG! No! Send Me The Link ..

If You Are Feeling Down
On Yourself...
Like You Are An Outcast,
Or You Generally Think
You Suck. . ..
It's Probably Because

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YOU DO . .

!!~ Bindaaas ~!!

Boss: For A Guy With No
Experience, You're Asking
For A High Salary. . . ? ?

Guy: Yes. The Work Is Harder
When You Don't Know
What You're Doing .

This Morning,
While I Was Driving My
Mercedes S-Class
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My Phone Woke Me Up !!
Damn, I Should Have Kept
It On Silent =

- New Advertisement -

WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ...

Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food: 5 %

Water: 2 %

Sleep: 3 %

Facebook: 90 % ... =

When I Shut My Mouth
And Turn To Walk Away,
It Doesn't Mean You've Won.
It Means
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Your Stupid Face Isn't Worth
My Time. . . =

Question That Keeps
Me Awake ... !!!

If A Cop Stops Me
And Says "Papers"
And
I Say "Scissors"
Do I Win ... ? ? ?

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone .
Do It

And Say
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" BLOODY MOSQUITO"

-=- ClAsSiC -=-

Boy To Girl :
?You Look Like A Barbie !?

...Girl :
?Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ??

Boy:
?No, Plastic And Without Brain!

If You Love Someone,
Fight For It. . .

But

...If That Someone Loves
Somebody Else...
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Be A Soldier...
Kill Them Both Bastards

It's Not Fair To Blame
PIZZA HUT
For My Weight Gain. . .

It Was More 0f
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D0MIN0
KFC
McDONALDS
n
NANDO'S Effect ...

I Hate
When People See Me
At The Mart And Say,

"Hey What Are You Doing
...Here ... ? "

I Am Like

"Oh You Know,
Hunting Elephants...

New Research Survey
Shows That

88% Of The World Are
Modern And Civilized. . .

Remaining 12% Still

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Use ORKUT ..

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors .

Today Is A National Animals Day ?





So Please Take A Minute To Remember Your Ex

I Hate It

When My Phone Decides

To Randomly Jump 0ut 0f
...
My Hand

And

Attack The Floor ...

FACEBOOK Needs Now
Another Relationship Type:
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Domestic Incarceration

The Admirable Difference
Between Smokers N
Non-Smokers Is:
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Smokers Don't Mind
That Non-Smokers Don't
Smoke ..

Hey Guys ... !

Never Underestimate A
Woman's Ability To Make
EVERYTHING Your Fault . . . =P =D
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Mind It ... !!!

Rajnikant Bought
Two Elephants,
Two Camels
And
Two Horses From Zoo ..

Why ?

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To Play Chess ...

DABANG REMIX ...

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G0LI Se Darr Nahi Lagta
Sahab

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B0RI Se Lagta Hy

The only thing I learnt
After being an Admin(as a boy) is that
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How to control yourself
From sending friend request
To beautiful girls

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS

2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector

2011 ---> Body Guard

Upcoming Films

2012 ---> Security Guard

2013 ---> Watchman

2014 ---> Postman .

People Suck ... =X

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Especially Through
STRAWS ..

Girl: I'm So
Short.

Boy: No, You're Not Babe.

Girl: Yes I Am.

Boy: Come On, Stand Up.

Girl Stands Up..

Boy: No Seriously Stand Up!