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PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 31
1901 Wishes in Collection
Aansu ki kimat wo jante h,
jo kisiko yad karte h.
Dil k gum wo jante h jo kisiko chahte h,
Dost k dard ko wahi jante h
jo use dilse dost mante h.
KaL Rat Wo Mile Khwab Me
Humne Pucha Q Thukraya Apne
Jb Dekha to Unki Akho Me B Ansu the
Fir Kase Puchte Q Rulaya Apne.
In your arms I feel so great
The warmth
The love
Best place iz in that state
Love me
Hold me
Kiss me
Hug me
I’m with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
Love so steady, love so fine,
Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine,
We'll be rockin' hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.
I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me
bt why do u talk behind me?
Y r u teling evrybody dat i'm
BORN GENIUS!
i hate publicity!:->plz stop it yaar
SHARAB CHALISA
Gurur Gutka
Gurur Whisky
Gurur Scotch
namo namah
Gurur Quarter
Desi Pauua
Tasmay Shri Beer Namah
GOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsary
Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar...
Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar..
Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.
Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do
Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar Dil na lage kahin to,
Aa jaao
Mere Ghar
ki
SAFAAi kar do.
Alcoholic movies
Bunty Aur Baatli
Rum de Basanti
Soda Akbar
Do aur do scotch
Jab we tun
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai rum
Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.
Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.
Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.
1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??
& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"
Teacher- "behind every successful man there is a women" What we learn from this?
Students- we should stop waisting time in studies and find a women
Wo Payal chankati aayi thi.
Payal chankati chali gayi
Mai sindur leke khada tha
Wo Rakhi pahnake chali gayi..
Happy Raksha Bandhan
DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)
SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"
Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?
A Man Tries To Keep His Mobile On a Table..
But
Where Ever He Keeps It,
It Falls..
How.?
?
Bcoz
There Is No BALANCE In The Mobile
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa-
God Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..
Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya
Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?
Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"
Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai
Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.
Mene usko pyar kiya Ashiq samaj k
Mene usko pyar kiya Ashiq smaj k
Wo utar gyi kolhapur station Nasik Samjh ke.
diff bw/n horror n beauty..
A beautiful ni8 is wen u hug ur teddy bear n sleep....
But horror is wen it HUGS u back.....
iiish koi hai.
Mulakat k liye
"safed" phul,
Dosti k liye
"pila" phul,
Love k liye
"laal" phul
aur
aur
aur
Sasuraal k liye "sasuraal GENDA phool
1 Macchar presaan baita tha.2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he
Thoda garam thoda thandha piya kro
SMS zara naya kiya kro
Agar samajh na aye to hmse puch liya kro
Hm SMS Ke DOCTOR ha Humse roz 1 Khurak liya karo