PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 35

Lipat kr apni tanhai se jagta rehta hon main,
Tamam raat kisiki yaad mujhe sonay nhi daeti-

Uski koi masoom c Shararat jab b aati hai yaad,
Udaas to kar jati hai pr ronay nahi daeti-

Zindagi Mili
Zara Si Thi”
Kuch Is Mein Kami
Zara Si Thi”

Wo Roz Hota Gaya Pas Mere!

Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
Zara Si Thi”

I Would Have Been Alive
If You Would Have Given the Rose.

Before On Valentine's Day.

Rather Than Keeping
It On My Grave Today.

Please Please Sab Doston Se Appeal Hai.

K

Valentine's Day Ka Boycott Karen.

Kyon K


Mere Naal Koi SET Nahi Tay,
Tusi Moja Kardy Oo.

Kujh Tey Sharam Karo. :-)

Some People are So Much Important in our Life.
Not because We Enjoy their Company.


But Because We Feel Sooo much Loneliness in their Absence.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Plz Yaar Bohat Ho Gaya!

Apni Girlfriend Ko Smjhalo
Mujhe Phone Kar K Kehti Hai.

K Aaj Mere Sath Date Per Chalo.




Happy VALENTINES Day

GOLU: Ise mahine maine bahut Shopping ki,
Car,Laptop,Iphone,

MOLU:yaar Tumhare papa ka Bussiness kya he

GOLU:Wo pyaaz bhechte hai..!

Patni- Mere Karam Foote They, Warna Mujhe Aur Bhi Achchhe Ladke Mil Rahe They..
Pati- Woh Sachmuch Achchhe They, Tumhare Fande Se Bach Gaye

Patni: Pehle Mere Pati Bhag-Bhag kar Meri Har Khwahish Puri Karte The

Saheli:Or Ab.?

Patni: Ab Farmaish Sunte Hi Bhag Jate hai

phone rings tring tring..

1st: hello prakash he?

2nd: nahi he..

1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai

humpe mar k Munni badnaam ho gai

Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina

Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai

Agr Apko Is Baat Ka Afsos h,
Ki Apka Intzar Koi Ni krta,
To 1 Kam Kre,
2ghante K Lie toilet Me Beth Jye
Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar ZarUr Krega

GOLU:ye LCD ka rate Kya hai?
Salesman:1 lakh rupay,
GOLU;why anything Special?
S'men:light chali gyi to Automatic off hojayegi,
GOLU:oh,pack it

Wife-Mai Driver ko Naukri se nikal rahi hu
Qki aaj me dusri bar marte-Marte bachi hu
Husband-Pls Jaan
use Ek or mauka to do...

GIRL:Duniya Ko Btado K Tum Mujh$E Pyar Krte Ho
BOY Ne GIRL K Kaan Me Kha:I Luv U

GIRL:Tum Ne Kaan Me Q Kha
BOY:Kyu Ki Tum Hi Meri Duniya Ho

Hum To Thak Gaye Kehte Kehte,
Ye Dunia Kaha Manti Hai?
Kya Janoge Boys Tum

Ye Girls,
Exam Aur Love
Dono Me CHEAT Karna Janti Hai
Ryt Na..

Teri ankhe jese
Mutter Fry
Awaz jese
Pressure cooker ki seti
Chal jese
Public Transport
Tere Nakhre jese
Govt Officr
Or kya Tarif karu
Ur jhakaas

GF:Kal Mera Birthday H.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi H

Girl : is valentine pe muje aisa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho

Boy : thik he

Girl : kya doge ?

Boy : sharmate hue

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"PYAAZ"

PAAV BHAJI k liye aapko chahiye:

Aaloo-1 Kg.

Tamatar-5 piece.

Masala-1 Packet.

Namak-Swad Anusar.

Pyaaz-AUKAAT Anusaar.

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.

Husband: ha dear, jab main chashma utaarta h, tum bhi bahut khubsurat dikti ho

Judge: Tum pichhle ek hafte mein saat choriyan kar chuke ho!
Shyamu: Woh ji main bachpan se hi bada mehnati hu

Premika Ke Der Se Aane Pe Premi Bola-Intzar Ki Ghadiya Bahut Lambi Hoti..
Premika-To darling Ek Kaam Karo Kisi Or Company Ki Ghadi Kharid Lo

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN

MUNNI to SHEILA:

Aag Lage Teri Jawani Ko
Khatam Kar Diya Meri Badnami Ko

Ab Logo Ke Muh Pe He Tera Naam
Sb Bhul Gaye Mera Zandu Balm Ko

1 Gav me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi
Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chuti aa rahi hai

Wo sparkling eye
wo innocent face
wo stunning look
wo genious mind
wo warm atitude
wo unique style

apko yaad hai na..

Hum aaj b vaise hi hai

"PYAR" kuch pal ka misiouttahonahotadtamjoadhaptwhaptwamjamjadtdajkjlago

Nhi Pdha Ja Rha Na?
Fwd Kr Do

Tum kya samjho pyar kya hota hai..!!

Tikiya Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni, Chat Ban Gai..

Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur
Chatni, Chat Ban Gai..
.

Tum Jo Aae Zindagi Me
Baat Ban Gai

Aaj kal ki duniya me
sharif
Smart
sachay
decent
or pyare
dost milna bahut mushkil he,

Me Ab tak heran hu
Ki

apne mujhe dhund kese liya..