PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 5

Main Ne Tou Eid Ki Shopping List Bana Li Hy

Bullet Proof Jacket,

Camoflage Jersey & Trouser,
Metallic Helmet & 9mm Pistol..
Tum Logo'n Ka Kia Scene Hy..

Rishtay Torr Deti Hai Gf..
Insaan Ko Tanha Kar Deti Hai Gf
Na Anay Dena Dil K Kareeb Kabhi Isko
Kyu K Dil Se Dharkan Ko Juda Kar Deti Hai Gf

Gf Bolay To Galatfehmi
Ye
Jo Abhi Aap Ko Huwi

Fantastic Answer For , Why Didn't U Receive My Call?
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I Was Dancing At My Ringtone.

_Achi Baat_

Naiki Kar Kay Esay Bhool Jao.
Jesay
Bachi Pata Ker Apnay Doston Ko Bhool Jatay Ho! :-d
Baat Karo Haq Ki!
Bhalay Hutt Jaye Sabh Ki. :-

Dear Mom,

There's A Huge Difference
Between 6:55 And 7:00 Am.

Sincerely,

5 More Minutes ..

Just Saw A Facebook
Status:

"Who Honestly Cares About
Steve Jobs Resigning,
I Mean What Has He Ever
Done For Me ... ? "
5 minutes ago via iPhone

Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad
Ho Gayi . . .
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Boy: Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar
Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..

Engg qstn paper:
a parrot sits on an elephant &da elephant died.!
Prove?
student:assume tat elephant's name is parrot & parrot's name is elephant.

Cinderella ,
Aurora
&
Snow White
Live Happily Ever After,
Until
They Realized That
They Married The Same Guy ..

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PRINCE CHARMING

Realized
"Google Before You
Post"

Is The New
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"Think Before You
Speak..."

A Picture Can Describe
Thousand Words ....!
But
With The Help 0f
Photo-shop
...It Can Tell Thousand Lies

Women Say

"All Men Are The Same" ,

But
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They Have No Problem Telling
You How Different You Are
From BRAD PITT .

India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Media?? Internet??

Nahi

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen
Ache Se Ache Bache
Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen

With The New Iphone 5,
You Can Take Under Water Pictures.

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Once =

Girls Are Never Wrong
Just Sometimes Confused ,
Rude, Stubborn, Senseless,
Emotional, Unchangeable ,
Crazy, Stupid
...n Even Mad
But
NEVER WRONG ... =

Whats 0n Your Mind
You Ask?

Well, Facebook...
I Would Tell You
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But

Youre Terrible At Keeping
Secrets ... !

Broke Up Letter

"When we were together ,
You always said you'd die for
me...
...Now that we've broke up
I think it's time
You kept your promise !

You Broke My Heart

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I Broke Your Jaw

Scores Settled..!

Amazing Truth
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Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi
Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn
Tou Samajh Le'n K
Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy

Facing Your Fears
Builds Strength,
But
Running Away From Them
Makes For An Excellent
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Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi
Lagti ..

Who Is A Psychiatrist ?

A Qualified Person
Who Gives You An Expensive,
Critical Analysis About Yourself,
...Which Your Friends Give You
"Free" Of Cost Daily !

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.
She Was Shocked To See
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Rasheed Plumber

Boy: There's Something Wrong
With My Phone.

Girl: What's Wrong With It .. ?

...Boy: It Doesn't Have Your Number
In It. . .

Best Breakup Line Ever

Boy: "Wanna See A Magic Trick?"

Girl: "Sure."
...
Boy: "POOF, You're Single!"

I Hate When Someone
Asks:

"Are You Sleeping ... ???"

...No
I am Just Looking At My
Eyelids .... STUPID

At First
They Used To Call Me
BOOKWORM.
And
Now They Call Me
FACE-BOOKWORM.

~*~ F A C T ~*~

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away . .

Define Human Being

A Person who kils animals After drinking,
drives over poor ppl sleeping road & kill dem

& then wears tshirt
saying "BEING HUMAN"

Boy: Is Your Body From
McDonald . . . ?

...Girl: Why, Because
You're Loving It . . . ? ;)

Boy: No, Because
It's Greasy N Fat . .

A Boy Convincing His Girlfriend....
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"Trust Me Haya.....
Oh... I Mean Sana"..

(Ur Phans Gaya Bechara