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PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 48
1901 Wishes in Collection
wo mujhse meri girlfrnd ka pata puchta h
wo mujhse meri girlfrnd ka pata puchta h
kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata Puchta hai
Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge
Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?
Beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.
Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Hai
Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?
Top3sweetest sleep
3Slpng on moms lap wen v r tired
2Slpng on beloved person's sholder when v r sad
1Slpng wid opened eyes whn our TEACHER r teach
Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop
Shopkeeper:Ur Dog is eating my Fruits
Lady:- Shona,Dont eat d Fruit widout washing them
Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
Y is Pyar not Possible in d Movie Pyar Impossible?
Coz Uday & Priyanka Bith r Chopra
Chopra- Chopra
Bhai- Behan
Doctor Tum to Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe The
Lekin Tumhari to Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...
Banta-Wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.
Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.
Sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.
Patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.
Warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)
Humko Hamse Chura Lo
Dil me Kahi tum Chupa lo
Hum akele khona jaye
Dur tumse ho na jaye
Pass aao
Pas aao
Ruko
Pehale DETTOL se naha lo
What is Santa's culture?
Santa's culture is agriculture.
Y Santa's culture is agriculture?
Coz Santa agree wid every culture..
Ha ha ha
Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.
Patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?
Pt: Pehle to Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dant
Aur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji.
Maa:Apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?
Pappu:Dadaji ,Mamaji, Chachaji Ko.
Akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...
Besharmo,
Tumhe jaan k khushi hogi
ki Aaj humare pados Me shadi ha
Aa k paise loot lo or recharge kara k msg Bhejo
Jaldi karo Barat Jane wali hai
MOLU-jb Tu school me padhta tha to Teri clas me sabse mehnti kon tha?
GOLU-mai tha
Baki sare bche to bethe rehte the
Mai bench pe khada rhta tha
GOLU Faqir se: Baba din me kitne paise kama lete ho?
Faqir: 500 ya 600,aur agr ye maaf karne wale kamina pan na kare
to araam se 1000 ho jyee
1White cat pani me gir gyi
to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho?
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socho?
.
Scientist ki tarah mat socho
Wo myau myau hi bolegi
Boy-I Love U
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai
Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg "PYAAZ" Kharide He
Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)
Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Sada K Liye
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa K Liye
Hum Or Kuch Nhi Mangte Tum Se
Bas
('.')
Naak Saaf Kr Lo Zamane Ke liye
Indian cinema industry mein sabse pehle kiska Email ID tha??
Nahi pata?
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SHAMMI KAPOOR ka..
Q ki woh hi sabse pehle bola
YAAHOOO :
1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi
2nd :baju me jo ladka h usse shadi karle, wo ameer h
1st:kese
2nd: Uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa ri hai
Best Ever Quote At A Petrol Pump ...
"Krupya yaha dhumrapan na karen.
Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,
petrol ki keemat bahut hai
Q dil tmse milna chahta he
Q dil tmko dkhna chahta he
Q dil tmse baat krna chahta he
Qki
dil to bacha he Ji
or bacho ko cartoon pasand he
Arz Krta Hu
Din me diye jalane se kya hoga
Rakh me aag lagane se kya hoga
Kabz he aapko isliye nahi aati potty
Bewajah ki zor lagane se kya hoga
Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia
1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
2nd-Muje B
3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do
Moral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H
Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?
Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu
Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo