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1901 Wishes in Collection
Police Man: Stop, Stop
Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi
Woh bandh hai
GOLU:Jaldi Se Hat Jao
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain
Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...
wah
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...
Dial *123# for Airtel balance enquiry
MOLU Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho
GOLU: Mai Saanp Se Khel Sakta Hu
MOLU: Kaise
GOLU:
Mere Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai.
Insan k ander SMS padhne ki itni Bhookh hoti hai,Chahe USKO
Pagal,
Idiat,
Bevakoof
Nalayak
kitni BB Kuch Kaho
wo niche tak padhega hi
Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he
Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran
wah wah
Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran
wah wah
Shahrukh darr ke bola kkkkk....kiran...
"Bye" Ek Chota sa Lafz h jo Bohat Takleef Deta H Ehsas Dilata H k Jis k Sath Aap Ho Kya Pata Wo Fir Kabhi na ho
To Sada Kaho
CHAL NIKAL
GOLU diary likh raha tha "Aaj meri behan ko bacha hone wala he
Pata ni ladka hoga ya ladki Isliye muje ye B nai Pata k me mama banunga ya mami..
Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The Ki Achanak Unhe Aayna Mila
1st Sharabi-Ye Photo Kiski Hai
2nd-Abe Gadhe Itna B Nahi pata Ye Photo To Meri Hai
GOLU-Humare Ghar Bhai aane Wala Hai
MOLU-Kese
GOLU-Jub last Time Mummy Hospital Me Admit Huyi
Thi to Behan Aayi Thi ab papa Admit Huye Hai
"4 My Friends"
Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam H0
Zindgi Ki Khushya Ap K Naam Ho
Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye
2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mein Shamil Apka B Naam Ho.
Akhir Is Ishq Ka Aazaar To Kum Hona Tha
Sham Tak Saaya-E-Deewar To Kum Hona Tha
Doston Ghum Na Karo Mera K Jis Maqtal Se
Tum Guzar Aaye Ho Ek Yar To Kum Hona Tha
A Philosopher Said: "Choose Your 'Friend' Very Carefully,
Because They Will Become Your "Introduction."
Agar "Sheela" Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti...
Wah
Wah
Wah
Agar "Sheela"
Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti.
.
Toh Aj "Munni" Itni Badnam Na
H0ti...
Aisi Kia Cheez Hai,
Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi
Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta Nahi
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Baby Pampers...
Agar Wo Poch Lain Ham Say,
Tumhain Kis Bat Ka Gham Hai
To Phir Kis Bat Ka Gham Hai,
Agar Wo Poch Lain Ham Say.
Yun Bhi Hua Hai Raat Ko Jab Log So Gaye,
Tanhai Aur Main Teri Yaadon Me Kho Gaye,
Aa Daikh Tujh Se Log Jo Rehty Thay Door Door,
Saaye Me Teri Zulf K Chup Chaap So Gaye,
Every Day
May Not Be
Good
But
There's Something
G o o d
In Everyday
G o o d
M o R n I n G (=
Have A Blessed Day
~GooD
MornInG
~"Jee"
"Always B Khush in Every Lamha of Zindagi"
...
"In Da Khushbo of Pyar"
"Jo alwys ap K around Rahe"
"Have a acha acha Din.
Teacher : Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?
Sam : MS Excel
Deepu: MS Word
Rony: MS PowerPoint
CHIKKU: After Thinking A Lot-
"MS Dhoni".
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Naak Aisi Ho Jaye Gi Agar Msg Karna Chora To.:-)
I Am Still Watching You Every Moment Through
3 Different Sources.
1.Cartoon Network
2.Animal Planet
3.National Geography
Main is Bebasi ki Duniya Mein kaisey Jiyon? ..TANHA..
Yahan sakoon to Milta Hai Magar sub kuch lut janey ke Baad.....!!!
Aesa bichra kay phir kabi na mila humein
Ek umer beet gai tujay khoay howay
Tere bagher bhi to zindagi guzarti he rahi
Chaltay rahay hum dil mein dard ko samoay howay
Tum Muje khaak Bi Samjo To koi Baat Nahi
aeJAAN
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ye Bi Urhti Hai To Aankhon Mein Sama jati Hai...!!
Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer K Havale Kardon
SOHAIL
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Tere Roz Roz K Purane sMs Mujhse Parhe Nai Jatay:
Checkup ke bad doctor-Tumhe khaste waqt sabse jayada taklif kab hoti hai
Marij-jab pados ka kutta meri khasi ka jawab dene lagta hai
CID in tension:
Vo humpe hum unpe marne lge
vo humpe hum unpe marne lge
ACP 2 DAYA - pata to kar hume chhor k sab rajnikant k sms Q karne lge