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1901 Wishes in Collection
Dentist to GOLU Apka
daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga
1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..
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Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?
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Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee
Colectr bante he jo IAS padho
Doctr bante he jo MBBS padho
Lawyr bante he jo LLB padho
or
Has Has Ke Pagal Hona Hai To PAGALPANTI ke Msg Padho..
Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?
Socho
Socho
Socho
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vry simple kurkure khatam ho jate h aur kya.
Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar
B:Aap jidhar bole udhar
G: Thik h,shopping chalte he
B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai
Hum Kal Raat Aasmaan Pe Tumhare Lie Sitare Lene Gaye Par Khali Hath Wapas Aa Gaye
Jante Ho Q
Qki"Polythene" To Ghar Par Hi Bhul Gaye The.
Why is salman khan disturbed these days..?
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BCoz
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Uski
GIRL FRIEND
jawan ho gyi hai,
Aur
BHABHI badnaam Ho Gayi
Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.
Black Dukandar Se Chota Bacha: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy..?
Dukandar: Han Hy..
Bcha: To Saale Lagata Q Nai.
Kash 1 Din Tum Aasman P So Jao
Sitare Tumhara Bichona Ho
Chand Takiya Ho
Raat Chadar Ho
Or Subah Suraj 1 Laat Mare
Uth Nesti 10 Bajh Gye Hai
Poori Raat Jagne Ka Faida:
Subha Uth K Brush Nai Karna Padta
Save Your Tooth Paste
A Public Message From:
HAKEEM GOLU Baghair Daant Wala
PerPos New Style
Boy to Girl- Mai aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hu
Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi He
Boy-Fir Bhen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli Se Baat Kra De
Tamam students se appeal ki jati he
Ke apne result aane se pehle
apne apne ghar ke sab chappal
jhadu,wipers chupa de
from:-SAVE STUDENT FEDRATION
Nind jab muje agosh me leti he
Aapka chehra nigaho me bas jata he
ek dum se meri aankh khul jati he
dil se bas ek hi awaz ati he
Mummy BHOOT
Larke ki Izzat Mitti M Mil Jati H
Jb Koi Larki Use Sar-e-Aam Tmacha Mar de
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Or Nazuk Hoti H
Us k Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kafi H
Aasman me dekha crow
Achanak gira snow Or badal pade ro
Cow gyi gao
mene pucha how
To billi ne kiya meow aur mene bola wow
he na meri poem pakao
Aj me beemar hu
jism toot raha h
Or hatho se takat nikalti ja rahi he
kuch samjh ni aa rha kya kru
chal ab natak chor Or jaldi se Sms kr...
Hotton ko chua usne Ehsaas ab tk h
Ankhe nam or sanso me Aag ab tk h
Waqt guzar gaya Pr uski yaad nhi gyi
Uff Wo HARI MIRRCH ka swad ab tak hai
No Matter How Much U Flirt ||
In Night U
Will Always
End Up Thinking
About The
One U Truly Love. . .
Good Night
The day has ended..
Busy hours are over..
It's time to sleep..
Your dreams are waiting..
The night waits in silence..
Go ahead & sleep well... Good Night!!
This Has Been Declared
As D Worlds Most Difficult
Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"
Try It.
gOod NighT
Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab K Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
One Good News
One Bad News
Good News:1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=Only
AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA
!..... YAA ALLAH ....!
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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De...:)
*. AAMEEN .*
Happy New Year
Let's forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer
Happy New Year!
Dervaish kbi waqt k qadmon mein nhi girta
Sitara tot bi jai tu zamin per nhi girta
Deryaon ko shoq ha samander mein uterne ka
Samander kabi derya mein nhi girta
Phool Barsaaye Abar-E-Rehmat Tere Aashiyaany Par,
DoSt. . . . .*
Teri Gulzaar-E-Hasti Mein Kabhi Bhoole Sy Khizaan Na Aaye.
Achche nishane_baaz ho tum,
thik nishane pe tumne teer mara hain,
duniya se har baazi jitne wala,
aaj tumse apna dil hara hai
Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Insan K Ander
Message Parhnay Ka
Itna Shoq Hota Hai!!!
K....
Chahay Us Pagal...
Fool...
Bewaqoof...
Nalaiq...
Ko Kitni Bhi Gaali Par Rahi Ho,
Nechay Tak Parhta Zaroor Hai,