PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 60

Khuda apni khudai hr lamha dikhata h
Tum pyar kro isi liye dil bnata h
Pyar ki gahraiyo me kaha tak dube ho
Ye dekhne k liye juda karke azmata h

Basti Ke Har Gali Kone Par

Ghum Ki Ek Dukan He

Paan Beedi Gutkhe Ke Libas,Me Maut Mehmaan He

Nzro Me Basa Hai Tara Chehra
Mai Kisi Aur Se Nazar Melau Kesa
Dil To Chura Hi Liya Hai Tumne aeSHONA Mera
Ab Kisi Aur Se Dil Lagau Kaisa

Na jane wo mujhse kya chahte he
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahte he
Na jane kiski talash hai unhe
Jise wo mere Chehare me pana chahte He

Har kisi ko hum Nahi Aajmate
har kisiko hum Nahi satate,
satate hain sirf dil me rahne walo ko
gairo ki taraf to hum Nazar Bhi Nahi uthate

Teri baate yaad krna acha lgta he
Khud me mehsus karna acha lgta he
Dua he khuda tujhe hum se juda na kre
Teri sanso k nazdik rehna acha lgta he

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
GOLU-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia

2lady ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kr rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-

PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE

Shadi Nahi Aasan
Bus Itna Samajh Likye,

K

Finail Ki Goli Hai
Or Choos K Khana Hai...

Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai

Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye

Ki

Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

6 Bate 6 Bato Ko Khatam Kr Deti H
1-Sorry-Galti Ko
2-Dukh-Zindgi Ko
3-Ghussa-Rishte Ko
4-Khushi-Dukh Ko
5-Saath-Gam Ko
6-dhokha-Dosti or Pyar Ko

Hr tamanna ka Raazdar Khuda hota he
Hr Bat ka Andaz Juda hota hai
Chand ko to Chahne wale h sabhi
Par Dekhna ye he ki Chand Kis par fida hota he

1 Admi GOLU Ko Mar Raha Tha
Logo Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhe Ho
Aadmi-Sala 1 Ghante Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila

Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q padhte he?






Q?





Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai

Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha
ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota

Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?






GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya

Maqam-E-Mohabbat Duniya Ny Samjha Hi Nahi aeJAAN Warna

Jahan Tak Tera Sath Hota Wahain Tak Zindagi Hoti

Patni-Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi
Karte Ho,Shadi Se Pahle To
Pados Ki Chhat Se Kudkar Milne Ate The
Pati-Ab Sochta Hu Ki Usi Chhat Se Kud Jau

BOY to GIRL:Oye Hoye Kaha Ja Rai Hai

GIRL:-Tere Ghar

BOY:-Mai Bhi Ata Hu

GIRL:-Aja Besharam Ammi Ko Bataugi Apni Behan Ko Cherta Hai

Train M Sawar GOLU:Thookna H,Kaha Thooku
MOLU:Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook
G:Use Pata Chala To
M:Jb Maine Teri Jaib Me Thooka To Tuje Pta Chala Tha

Jinki yaad aapko khushi ke lamho me aaye
Samjho aap unse pyar karte hai
Aur jinki yaad gam ke mauke par aaye
samjho wo aapse pyar karte hai

Ae dear
Yaad aane ka proof na mango qki proof wale rishte ek kachi diwar ki tarah hote hai jo pal me tut sakti hai

Dosto
Agr Zindagi me aakho se aasu bhane ho to apni biti hui yaado
or bite huye palo par gor kro
Aap usdin ki yaado me kho jawoge

Pyar Aur Barish
Dono Ek Se Hote He
Fark Sirf Itna He
Ki Barish K Sath Rahker
Tan Bhig Jata He
Aur Apne Pyar Se Dur Rahker Ankhe Bhig Jati Ha

Sacha rishta barish ki tarah nai hota jo Aye chale jye

Balki hawa ki tarah hota H
Jo dikhta nai par Sada sath rehta

Insan ko Ahnkhar ke karan apne ap ko bada nai samjhana chahie
Jaise khjur ka ped kisi ko chaya nai deta

*Nice Line*
When Nails Are Growing We Cut Our Nails,
Not Fingers.
Similarly When Ego Is Rising ?
WE Should Cut Ego !
Not Relations

Insaan do cheez se hamesha haarta he
Waqt or pyaar

dono zindagi me bahut khas hote hai
Waqt kisi ka nhi hota,or pyaar hr kisi se nahi hota