PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 7

Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P

('',)/ KHOL OYE
...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey

Young Generation Ko Sbse Zyada Tention Kb Hoti Hy?

Tab Hoti Hy Jb Wo So Kr Uthen Or Unka Mobil Ami K Pas Ho!

(.")/ Mama Hum

The Speed At Which
A Woman Says
"N0THING"
When Asked
" WHAT'S WRONG...?"
...Is Inversely Proportional To
The Severity 0f The Coming
"S T 0 R M" ...

Just Because We Have
The Same Last Name
Doesn't Mean
We Have To Be
'' Facebook Friends ''
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DAD ....

~ A Fact 0f Life ~

FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR
LIFE PARTNER . . .

...They Expect Their MEN To
Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE"
And
Work Like "RAMU KAKA. .

We
"The Non-Toppers"
Are More Experienced Than
"The Toppers"
Because
...Toppers FAIL To FEEL
How It FEELS To FAIL . .

B.B.A
(Back Benchers Association)

'*' U l T i M a T e '*'
'*' F a C t '*'

" If It Were Not For
Thomas Edison,
...We Would All Be
Watching Television
In The Dark . .

Boy After Watching
"Singham"

DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

Dear Teacher,
If I don't put my hand up
It means
I don't want to answer
the question,
...So don't bother picking me.

Sincerely,
Student... =

- Height of Disappointment -

Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G

...And

Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page .

Awkward:
Your Cell Phone
Going 0ff Full Volume
At A Funeral. . . =/

...Even More Awkward:
Your Ringtone Being,
"I Will Survive" =

Facebook Fact

Every 0ne Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
...Addicted To Collect
"LIKES" . . . =

Bad News For The
Music Lovers ! ! !
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Justin Bieber
Was Found Alive In His
Apartment This Morning. . .

Looking at your text book
and thinking

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"What A Waste 0f Trees.

If people say something
about you, judge you . . .

Do not get affected!

...Remember:

"Dogs don't bark if they know
the person . . ." =P

A t T i T u D e
P e R s 0 n ! f ! e D...

Having A

Mini HEART - ATTACK

When
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Someone You Like

Texts You

Unexpectedly . . .

Ek Aadmi
Dusre Aadmi Se

Ye Bachche Itne
Shararti Kyu Hote He?

Dusra Bola

Jo Cheez Banti
SharaRat Se He Wo
Sharif Kaise Ho sakti

1 gud news

1 bad news

Gud news: Big Bazar me 1kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free..

Badnews:1 kg tomato RS 39,999/

Gandhi at the time of his
death said 'HEY RAM'
&
Vilasrao at the
time of resign said
'HEY RAMU'
(Ramgopal Varma).

RAKHI vs CID
Subah ho gayi bhai jaag jaag

Wah

Subah ho gayi bhai jaag jaag

A.C.P bola: Abhijittt Dr.Tarika rakhi leke aa rahi he bhag bhag

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey se fursat mille

Arz kiya he-

Baag me aaj kali he kal gulab hoga..

Tujse jo shadi kare uska dimag kharab hoga.

Life me hamesha Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho,
Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh Log samajen k tum..
'UNMARRIED' Ho

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

Thoda Sa Mai Bhi Handsome Hota
Thodi Si Meri Bhi Body Hoti
Thode Baal Lambe Hote
Main Bhi Raadhe Banta
Agar Meri Bhi Koi Nirjala Hoti

I m proud that u r my FRIEND bcoz u r
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
20% Amazing
20% Loveable

In short u r 100%
P. A . G . A .L

Gud night friend
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Ab yahan neeche kya kambal khoj rahe ho?Kaha na gud nite.
Chal ab SO ja

Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?

Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.

LAYS Vs CID..

Dhoni Aur Saif Kehte Hai LAYS Khao

Dhoni Aur Saif Kehte Hai LAYS Khao

ACP Praduman Kehte Hai-
'Daya, Gaadi Aur Tej Bhagao'

1Chuhe ne Bili k kan pe
2 maar diye
To 2sre chuhe ne pucha:Tuje dar nhi laga?
chuhe ne Dew ki bottle ki pappi li
Or bola DAR K AAGE JEET He,