PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 8

Adhikari-Mantriji,Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha H,Kya Kare?

Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do

Arz Kiya he

Wo Toilet Me Bethe the Maikhana Samjhkar
Wo Toilet Me Bethe the Maikhana Samjhkar

Or Dhone ka Pani Pi Gaye Paimana Samjkr

Watz d Similarity Betwn a Student n Aamir khan of Ghajini?
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Dono ko hi 15min baad kuch yaad nai rehta.

Dosti me mulakat b zruri hoti he
BeeteLamho me Yaad bi zruri hoti he
kbhi SMS bi kiya kro
Zindagi me PAGALPANTI b zruri hotiHe

Asa kya keh diya Dog ne Female Dog se Jise Sunkar Female Dog Khus hogaya

Guess?? Gss??

"BOW-BOW" Aur ka Kutta 2 BOW BOW hi kaha sakta he

A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
GOLU:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho

Yeh Top secret hai
Kisi ko batana nahi

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Aur Yeh Bottom secret!
Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!

Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the.
Ab Kya Hua 1100Rs kyo mang rhe ho?
Santa:Ye Mera 100Rs Chaba gayi He

Tum mujhe ek jagah se bahot pyare lagte ho.

Malum hai kaha se?

Me batau?

Bura to nhi manoge na

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"DOOR SE"

Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej Par Hi Rehti Hain.

Naukar: Lekin Unme Se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai.

When I was in darknes,you gave me light.

You gave me strength to make life bright.

Thank you so much. ..

PHILIPS TUBELIGHT>

Mujse Koi Galti Ho Gayi Hai Kya?
Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho,
Plz Aisa Mat Karo
Tumhara Pyara
"SAABUN"
plz Naha Lo

KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti..
Ye lo-
JHADOO

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AUR
Apne carrier ka aghaz kro

Ae Khuda Mere Is Dost Ko
Hathi Ki Takat
Sher Ki Awaz
Chite Ki Speed
Or Hiran Sa Sundar Rup De
Baki
GADHE
Ka Dimag To Uske Pass He Hi

Jane wo humse kya chupati thi

kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane Q shrmati thi

jab humne muh khulvyato pata chala

sali gutka khati thi

Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday
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Nigahe Nigaho Se Mila Kar To Dekho,Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Banakar To Dekho,Milna Chahenge Sub Har Roj Apse
Kabhi Aap Sabun Se Naha Kr To Dkho

ADVOCATE KI Biwi:Aap T.V aur Freez Kab Laoge?
ADVOCATE:Court Me Talak Ka 1Case H
Wo Solve Hote Hi Unka Ghar Ujdega aur T.V Freez Aa Jyega

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Kyu Kehte Firte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu?

Banta-Maaf Karna Yaar, Muje Nahi Malum Tha Ki Yeh Baat Gupt Rakhni He

PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki..
Tumne Kutta Paal Liya?
PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki..
Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai.

Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
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"ULLU K PATHE"
HERO mat bn
Sweater Pehen Le

Dabbay mai dabba
dabay mai khargosh
wah Wah

Gaur Farmaye
Dabbay me dabba
dabay mai khargosh
wah Wah

Uncle ne aankh mari
aunty Behos

Exam ANTHEM:-

Hum sub honge pass
Hum sub honge pass Ek din
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
paper hoga Jakkhas Ek din...

Your Girlfriend is:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
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In short she is your
S.I.S.T.E.R...

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..

"Classic"

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jao'n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho ...

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De .

Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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Assalamu Alaikum...:-)

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'!

* Interesting Fact *

Did You Know That

"Dammit I m Mad"

Spelled Backward Is

"Dammit I m Mad" ...