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PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 9
1901 Wishes in Collection
Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...
-Ultimate Funda-
V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ...
Do You Know
What Really Makes Me
S M I L E. . . ?
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Facial Muscles. . . =P
Har Msg Mein Emotional
Atyachar Nahi Hota
YOGA Effect:
A Boy Was Having d Habit
0f Smoking . . .
His Parents Sent Him To Yoga
Classes For Treatment..
Now
He Can Smoke With His Legs
Also . . .
Hoarding At One Hospital
"Improve Your Food Habits...
Eat Your Food As Medicine
0therwise
You Have To Eat Medicine As
Your Food ..." ;)
You Never Know
What You Have
Until It's Gone. . .
That's Wrong.
Actually
You Never Know
What You Have
Until. . .
You Clean Your Room.
Fizaye Kehti H Pyar Karo.
Bahare Kehti H Ankhe 4 karo..
Magar Gharwale Kehte H
Abhi Umar Km H Bete..
Pahle exam Paas Karo.
Pappu-What is my Exam register no.?
Teacher: lts 07MKM4382.
Pappu-I paid Rs.2000 for Exam, Plz give me a
FANCY NUMBER.
Teacher:?@!%*!!
Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga.
?
Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi-
Pappi to le lo
Pappi to le lo
Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki BRSAT awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi,
par maro BILL bhrawan kai thari SASU awege.
Kya aap Mansik Pareshani se Grast to nahi h
Agar haa to aaj hi Apna Mobile phek dijiye
Kyuki mere SMS aapko mansik Pareshani de sakte h
What happened..
Why no sms..
no cal
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupn:
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scrach khud karo.
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set
Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H
Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid
Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija
Arz Kiya Hai
Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh
Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh
uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh
Teacher:
Snta Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.
Bnta:
Koi Baat Nahi Mera Bhai Khade Khade Exam De Dega.
Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao
Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo
Premika:Kya Baat Hai?Bahut Udas Lag Rahe Ho?
Premi:Maine Abhi Bhaut Hi Karunamay Book Padhi He
Prmk:Kaunsi Book?
Premi:Bank Ki Pass Book.
LADKIYON KE 6 Jhuth
1 - I Love U
2 - Me 16 Sal Ki Hu.
3 - u r My 1st Love.
4 - No Lip Kis
5 - Koi Aa Jayega
6 - Hay Ram ye kya ho gya.
Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female
G:Kese pata?
B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.
Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,
Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,
ek Din Aaega!
Jab GIRLFRIEND khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO.
School Me Aag Lag Gyi
Sb Bache Khush Thay K Ab Skul Nhi Aana Padega Pr 1 Bacha Udaas Tha
Sir-BetaWhy R U Sad?
Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bache
Noor-E-Aman,
Noor-E-Chaman,
Noor-E-Batata
Noor-E-Aman,
Noor-E-Chaman ,
Noor-E-Batata
Machar Ne Meri Pith Pe Badi JorSe Kata
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Ye sab muje msg nahi karte the sabko ghajini bana diya.ab soch lo,
bal pyare He ya balance.
BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H
Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata.
Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..