PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 10

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like
Good MOrning
Good Noon
GoodEvening
Good Night
&So On
Now Here's My Simple Fresh Line
Potty ki kya?

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????









think!!!!!!!!!!!!










dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA...

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Darde-Dil Sehna
Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Chiz K
Harkoi Kabil Nahi
Hota
Ye To ChorBazar
Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise
Ke Pas Mobile
Nahi Hota

Raju-tum mere sath naukar ki tarah behave karna
chodho,Warna?
Wife-warna kya?
Raju-mein do char ghar aur pakad lunga

Sanam TUM roz KHAFA hona
hum ROZ manayenge
MAAN jana MANANE se
WARNA GUSSA aya to THAPPER lagaenge

Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana

Ek Waqt guzar jayega
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega

Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..

"santa asked"

Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra.....?

Question

Jogeshwari ka opposite kya hai?

Socho

Sim ple yaar
Jogeshwari ka opposite "Jogesh dont-worry

Sapne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rkhu
Chandni Rat K Nazaro Se Chupa K Rkhu
Meri Taqdir Mere Sath Nhi Warna
Apne Samne Tumhe "MURGA" Bana K Raku

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

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Socho ??

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Socho



CHAIN KI SAANS

Aap Sochte Hoge Ki
Hmari Or Se Aanewale
sMs Ka Silsila Kab Khatam Hoga?
Yaar ye To EKTa KaPooR K
Serial Jaisa He!
BuS CHaLTa Hi Rhega..

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena

Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
"I Miss U"
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
"I Student U"

Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao
Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao
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Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao
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Yeh Sab Bhi Ban Jana Lekin?
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Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban jao

Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam nikAl aaye to
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->

Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi..

Why Don't ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don't Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se