PAGALBOY Wishes Collection

Santa was a Sincere Traffic Police Man but was Suspended from his Job

Why?

he Stop the ambulance and Fined for Over Speed.

No Life Without Partner
No answer Without Question

No Rain Without Cloud
No Friendship without

"Y"
"O"
"U"

Miss u

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050
Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT

I can't,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act

Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

Whenever you fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather your courage & strength..

Just get up and order

"ONE MORE PEG PLZ"...;-)

INDIA KI REET
LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR
agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR
GHARwale la de to SANSKAR
OR
agr khud pta k
GHAR le ao to
"HAHAKAR"

Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??
Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
HEY BHAGWAN..

"Swine Flu"
Yani ki..
S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a
F-frnd
L-like
U-U...!
.
Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari hai..!
So CHEERS..

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper-
Q wapis kiya ?

Santa-
ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai . .

Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat
Kya ho gayi Bhagwan
kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.
NA KOI SMS,
NA KOI CAL,
Hum B He Hairaan,
Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN..

Nud gight
Lest of buck
dweet sream
cake tare
?

Yorry saar..

Neend me hu na..

sisiliye ippeling histake mo hahi rai
MONT DIND

BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?
Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He
BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat Dena..

Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside..
Guess What is it.?

?

??

???

???
Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

?
?
?
?
?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!

Mai SACH KA SAMNA me 10 Lakh Jita tha,
Lekin ab mere paas ek b paisa nahi bacha.
30 % TAX me kat gaye aur baki
70 % DIVORCE ka Vakil le gaya. .

Wafa Na Kar Pau To Naraz Mat Hona
Dilse Utar Jau To Naraz Mat Hona
Pyar Mera Saccha Hai Ek Din Dikhaunga
Maut Mohlat Na De To Naraz Mat Hona

Zindagi jb b rulane lge
Aap itna muskurao ki dard b sharmane lage
Nikle na ansu ankho se apke kabi
Or kismat b majboor hokar apko hasane lge

Meri tanhai krti h jihne yad Sada
Unhe b meri zarurat ho to kya bat h
Nind to dard k bistar pe b aa skti h
Apke sine pe sar ho to kya baat h

Dosti Pyaaz Ki tarah Hoti Hai Jiska Har Parda Dusre Ke Sath Mohabbat Se Juda Hota He
Isko Katoge to Sirf Aansu Niklenge

Jo Mai Aa jau Teri Panaho Me.
Khushiya Hi Khushiya Hogi Raho Me
Zindgi Na Mile Muze
Chahe Tere Sang,
Par Maut Chahiye Sirf Teri Baho Me

Marna To Ek Din Sub Ko Hai
Bohot Zaldi Hum Bhi Guzur Jaynge
Mohelat Di Agar Zindagi Ne
aeSHONA
To Tera sath Hum Zaroor Nibhayege

Kisi Ko Pana Chahat Nai Hoti
Na Mil Paye To Ye Kismat Nai Hoti
Yu To Mangne Se Mil Jata He DIL Bhi
Par Mange Hue DILse Mohabat Nai Hoti

Dard na ho jisme wo geet kya hai,
Ruth na jaye kabi wo meet kya he
Is Jahan ki ye anokhi reet hai par
Jo adhuri na rahe wo preet kya hai...

Hm B Dekhe Teri Tarz Wafa Kon c H
Jispe Marta H Zamana
Wo Ada Kon c H
Ya To Kr QaTaL Mera Ya Laga Le Sine Se
Dono Bato Me Bata Teri
Raza Kon c H

Usne Hmse Pucha Teri Raza Kya He
Q Krte Ho Pasand Wajah Kya He
Kese Batau Use Meri Khata Kya H
Jo Waja Se Kre Pasand
Usme Maza Kya H

Tuta hua dil kisi k kam nhi aata
Bichade hue logo ka paigam nhi aata
Tum kbhi na bichadna
Qki DIL todne walo me tumhara nam nhi aata

Apne Hotho Pr Saja Kr TujE

Hm Tere Hi Geet Gana Chahte HU

JaL Kr Bujh Jana Hmari KisMat Sahi

Bus 1 Baar Roshan HoNa ChahtA HU