Jyoti Ranjan Thakur Wishes Collection - Page 2

2016 khatam hone me 10 Din baaki hain.

Agar koi Galti,
Gustakhi,
Khata ho gayi ho to,,
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Maafi maang lena.

Main aaj achhe Mood me hoon.

Happy New Year 2017

Once Rajnikant
donated a drop of blood to a poor, weak n sick child..That little boy is now called:-


THE GREAT KHALI........
Gud mrng..

Tanhai jab muqaddar mein likhi hai,
to kia shikayat apno aur baygano se,
hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
woh baaz nahi aate hamain azmane se,

Q:Laughing budhdha kise kehte h?
A: Laughing budha wo mota admi h

jise
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Rajanikant ne bachpan me joke sunaya BICHARA AAJ TAK HANS RAHA HAI.

Santa-GOD 1 kudi chahiye
God-Tu Muslim h to
KATRINA KAIF
dunga
Banya h to
YANA GUPTA
Pnjabi h to
KAREENA KAPUR
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa
MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGRWAL

Ye chand tare ab Acche Nahi Lagte,
Ye Roz-2 K Bahane Acche Nahi Lagte,
Khuda kare 2O1O me Bane jodi Aapki , Kyuki Ab Aap Kunware Acche Nahi Lagte,,

A child went 2 kashmir&strtd playin by mkin smal mountains vd ice 2day dose mountn r cald
"The Himalyas" & dat child s cald
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any guesses
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"RAJNIKANT"

Paas apke duniya ka hr sitara ho...
Dur apse gam ka hr kinara ho..
Jb b apki plkein khule,
samne wahi ho jo apko dunia me sbse pyara ho.

Subah ka mausam or Aapki yaad,
Halki si thandak
or Chai ki pyaas,
Yaaro ki yaari or Yaari ki mithas.
Shuru kijiye apna din meri Gud Morning k sath.
Gud morning

Tumhari is duniya se jaane k baad
Hum tumhe 1 Taare me Nzr aaya karenge
Tum har pal koi Dua maang lena
Aur
Tumhari khatir
Hum Har pal TooT jaaya karenge..

Chaand pr kaali Ghata chhati to hogi
Sitaaron me chamak aati to hogi
Tum chahe Lakh chupao duniya se
Magar
kabhi akele me tumhe apni Shkal pe Hansi aati to hogi..

Bichadne waalo ko yaad me kya doge
Sone waalo ko khwab me kya doge
Hum aapse chahte hai jivan bhar Dosti ka waada....
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To Batao is sawaal ke jawaab me kya doge.

Unki wafa kaisi hai pata to chala
Thokar mili par zakham ka pata to chala
sataaya jisne hr lamha begaano ki tarah
kaun apna hai kaun paraya pata to chala

Apni Saason ko Rok Lijiye...

Dil Ki Dhadkan ko Thaam Lijiye..

Ab 1 Gehri saans Lekar Mera Naam Lijiye..

aur ab bas
Normal Hokar Apna kaam kijiye...

Ba adb
Ba mulaiza
Hoshiyar...
Gadhe p swar
Murkho k Srtaj
Paglo k Srdar
Snki e alam
Tajdar e Murkhistan
Ghochuo k shahnsha
sms reciv kr rhe hai
pa pa pa ......pe pe pe

Dream & Aim Both Are Sensational Words! Make Ur Dream As Aim, But Don't Make Ur Aim As Dream..!



Smile With Us..'

Na wo inkaar karti hai....
Na wo Ikraar karti hai....
wah wah
Na wo inkaar karti hai....
Na wo Ikraar karti hai....
kambhakt mere hi sapno me aakar
Mere Dost se pyaar karti hai....

Arz kiya hai:-----
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
wah wah
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana....
A for Apple, B for Banana.....)))

Dost Teri Hasin ki 1 smile Hazzaron dil jeet sakti hai..
Hans k to dikha
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Oye Hoye mehfil loot li jaalim ne...

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
PAR TERE BAA{ NE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI SAMAJKAR.

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
*wah wah*

Aapke sms ko saan mante hai,
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,
Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai....

Ek tooti hui janjeer ki fariyaad hai ham,
Aur duniya ye samajhati hai ki aajaad hai ham,
Is aashiqi ne kya diya hai hamko,
Kal bhi barbaad the, aur aaj bhi barbaad hai ham........

Ae musaafir ham bhi chale the kabhi un raaho par,
sajaaye the hamne bhi aakhon ke saajh par kuch sapne,
Lut gaye ham unhi se jo the kabhi mere apne.....

Maut pe hame yakeen hai,
unpe bhi hame aitbaar nahi,
Ab dekhna hai ki kaun aata hai pahle,
Hame to dono ka intajaar hai....

Saari duniya to thi mere janaaje ke piche,
Ek vo hi nahi tha mere janaaje ke piche,
Ho bhi to kaise,
Uska janaaja bhi tha mere janaaje ke peeche…

Raat ko 2 Baje Bajaai kisi ne Mere Ghar ki Bell.....
Raat ko 2 Baje Bajaai kisi ne Mere Ghar ki Bell.....
Maine Door khola to watch man Bola:
Maalik All is Well.....
All is well.....

1 Akalmand insaan ne 1 Bewkoof se poocha: "saari duniya tumhe Bewakoof kyon kehti hai?"





























Neeche kya dkh raha hai jawab de.....

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..



Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."