Jyoti Ranjan Thakur Wishes Collection - Page 3

Osama's Son was Poor in maths
Osama Hired a Teacher for him:---

On Very first Day:===
Teacher to Osama's son: how u would divide 4 apples among 5 people ???

Osama's Son: By Killing an Extra Man...

Smile in pleasure and pain..
Smile when pours like a rain..
Smile when some one hurts you,
Smile Bcoz some one still wants You...

Humey Pata hai aap bahut Busy hai
zyada nahi pr thode Crazy hai
Mana ki milna bahut hi muskil hai
Pr Mobile pe sms karna to Bahut Easy hai.

Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?
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TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....

IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye nahi Dafnaye jaate hai,
Yakin naa aaye to Kabar khod k dekh lo,
Wo wahan v BackLog ki Taiyaari karte paaye jaate hai !!!!

Udas naa ho kyonki mai saath hoon,
Saamne naa sahi par aas pass hoon,
Bus dil se yaad karna mai koi aur nahi
bus Dosti ka ehsaas hoon !!!

when U WERE Born....
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The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"SORRY FOR MISTAKE" kindly adjust it...

Ho nahi sakti ki mujhe aapki yaad naa aaye,
Bhul se bhi aapko Bhulane ka ehsaas naa aaye,
AAp bhule to aapki marzi

Hum bhule to Agli Saans naa aaye !!!

Na pyar Na yar Na mohabbat Yaron,
Modern DevDas ki baat maano yaron !!
Na to Chandra Mukhi aur na hi Paaro,
Har Ladki ko Line maaro yaaro !!!

Sajti rahe khusiyon ki mehfil ki har khusi suhani lage,
Aap zindagi me itne khush raho ki har khusi aapki deewani lage!!!!!

Aapke SMS ka ehsan mante hain
Jawab dena apna imaan mante hai
Hum wo nahi jo dosti me jaan de de
Hum to dost ko hi jaan maante hai.

Dosti ki sarhade nahi hoti'
Ye wo mulk hai jahan Imaratein nahi hoti,
Yahan sabhi rahte hai ek doosre k dil me.
ye wo adalat hai jahan koi shikayat nahi hoti.....

1 Din k 24 Ghante:--


Usme se:----


9 sone k

9 kamane k

1 Toilet- Bath k

1 Travelling k

2 Khane - Peene k

2 Bibi/GrlFrnd k

Apne liye kya bacha GHANTA

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Chaahat hamari wo samajh naa paaye,
AAnkhon me chupi baatein wo padh naa paaye,
Maaloom hai unhe ki wo jaan hai hamari,
Par Hum pe wo bharosa kar naa paaye!!!!!

Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya
Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga..khade khade hi nipatana pada..

( o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o) { o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja hai.

A bright future can give you many beautiful girls.




But a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.


From-
Boy's Welfare Association.

Jaago Kamino jaago.

For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis spclDay with u. Plz apna gaal aage karein,I wana giv u smthng on ur Cheeks, SLAP.(chataak).Hapy SLAP DAY.

Girl to Baba: Baba ye LUND kaisa hota h?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba,Koi Mota,Koi Patla,Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Lagta h aapne sari umar gaand hi marwai hai.

Constabl-Sir,kal rat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor-to isme itne pareshan Q ho?Const-Sir,Hanuman bana kaidi abhi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nahi aaya.Hi

MOHABBAT, ISHQ Or PYAR Ye 3 cheezen hr TOOFAN ka muqabla kr skti hain!
Magar 1cheez aesi bhi he jo in sAbko khatam kr skti he! Or wo Hai...



PAPA KA JOOTA

Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.
Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output."
bhala kaise nahi hoga.