Brijesh Rai Wishes Collection

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.

do dilo ki dhadkano me ek saaz hota hai
sabko apni apni mohobbat pe naaz hota hai
usme se har ek bewafa nahi hota
uski bewafai ke peeche bhi koi raaz hota hai

Ham Aaj Shayar Hai Tumhe Shayari Banaya
Dil Hamara Hai Magar Dilbar Tumhe Banaya
Dukhi Hum Hai Magar Sukhi Tumhe Banaya
Tere Pyar Ne Aaj Mujhe Kya Se Kya Banaya

khare hain basti kei chaurahe per ghire hum doston mei
jinhe dekhne ko tadapti hai nighaye, wo surat deekhai nahi deti

Jab koi khyaal dil se takrata hai,
Dil na chaahkar bhi khaamosh rah jaata hai,
Koi sab kuch kahkar pyaar jatata hai aur
Koi kuch na kahkar bhi sab bol jata hai…

Jindagi aapki ho par saanse meri,
Dil aapka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Jindagi ke aakhiri mod par dua hogi yahi,
Kafan aapka ho aur maut meri.

Khushiya dhoondhne chala raaste par,
Khushi mili magar kat-kat kar,
Har khushi ke peeche ek baat sahi thi,
Har khushi aayi sau gam lekar

Mere dukh ki koi dawa na karo,
Mujhako mujhase abhi juda na karo,
Ye sikhaya hai dosti ne hame,
Dost bankar kabhi daga na karo

Kya khata hamse huyi jo dushaman jamana ho gaya,
Dushman huye sab mere, har apna begana ho gaya,
Kaun jaane hoga kya isi soch me goom hu main,
Duniya to ye kehne lagi ki main deewana ho gaya

jise shaadi huyi wo kaali hai,
Kaali hai phir bhi lagti wo laali hai,
Saath dono ka nibhega kaise,
Main sada hu aur wo fashion waali hai.

Duniya ne mere ishq ko badnaam kar diya,
Meri tamaam hasrato ko nakaam kar diya,
Wo badan jo kabhi meri baaho ki janat tha,
Us badan ko gair ke naam kar diya

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai”

Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”
Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,
parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|”

Ek Chote ladke ne apne adhyapak ko chunauti dete huye poocha- “Agar George Washington sachmuch ek imaandaar vyakti the, to unke janamdin par banko ko kyo band rakha jaata hai?”

Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,
ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”
Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne
bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai”

Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”
Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai
to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai

Adhyapak- “Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai”

Adhyapika- “Jo kaam tumne nahi kiya, uske liye
tumhe saja bhi nahi milegi|”
Rinki- “Dhanyavad Madam, aaj mai homework bhool gayi hoon”

Jigyasu bache ne poocha- “Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?”
Maa- “Ek picnic me”
Bacha- “Kya mai aapke saath tha?”
Maa- ‘Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the,
lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the

Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar
bola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”
Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha”

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga”

Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”
Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu”

Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?”
Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya”

Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai”
Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi
jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi

Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”
Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di”
Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”
Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
.
Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
.
Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-

Bas Tumhe Se Hain Wabasta,
K Muhabbaton Main Barish,
Barri Lazmi Si Shai Hai,
Chahy Asman Se Barse,,
Chahy Chashm-e-Nam Se Barse.
Happy Rainy Day

Are Barish shuru ho gayi














yaha kya dekh rahe ho.. bahar dekho.

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.