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Aajkal ki ladkiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless..
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
"KUTTA KAMINA SAALA CHARACTERLESS!!!" ;-)
KAJOL IS THE TERRORIST & SHE USES SHAHRUKH'S DECENCY &
HONESTY TO HELP HER ASSOCIATES ATTACK THE TWIN TOWERS
(THE 9/11 CASE)..
NOW ENJOY WATCHING THE MONIE- MY NAME IS KHAN!! ;-)
SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)
Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
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"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
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Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
Banta- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Santa- Ru sure??
Banta- Yes! Obviously!!
If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/-
& u'll get married to ur luv!!
Dont ignore! Its working!!
At least try!! ;-)
Quote said by a friend to his best friend after both got busy in life & couldn't contact each other- "I miss ur laugh a lot!!
But I miss my own more!!!"
Ek sachhe dost ki nishaani-
Wo apki aankhon me chhupe dard ko us waqt bhi mehsus kar leta hai jab duniya aapse kehti hai k, 'yaar tum muskuraate bahut ho!!'
Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it'll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GUD MORNING!!
Apne BHAGWAN ko kabhi ye mat batao k apki takleef kitni badi hai..
Apni takleef ko ye batao k aapkla BHAGWAN kitna bada hai...
Dosti kisise aise nibhana k dekhne wale dang reh jayein,
Khuda bhi aake tumse poochein,
Kya hum bhi tumhare DOST ban jayein..
DOVE se naha dho kar kya karna hai??
21 DEC 2012 k din sabko marna hai..
3 saal khushi se jee le dost,
Kyuki agle janam me phir JOHNSON baby se shuru karna hai.. ;-)
Rab ki kasam tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to apka naam le jayenge..
Rab ko rishwat dekar tumhe bhi bulayenge,
Fir sath sath maggi khayenge ;-)
Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo apko dekhne se inkaar karti hai..
Duniya ki bheed mein dhoondo wo nazar,
Jo sirf aapka intzaar karti hai..
Man asked a fallen rose- 'Dont u get hurt wen plucked??'
Rose replied- 'No! I forget my pain thinking that I'm d reason for someone else's smile!! :-)
Happy republic day!
On d eve of 60th REPUBLIC DAY, lets salute & remember d soldiers who sacrificed their lives to protect our nation..
JAI HIND!!
Parai duniya saja rakhi hai,
Sapno mein ab aitbaar na raha,
Kehne ko to sapne apne hain,
Magar sapno ko ab humse pyaar na raha..
Ek baar exam me question aaya- HIPS PE ESSAY LIKHO!
Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!
Har mausam ka apna andaaz hota hai,
Aur har sharaab ka apna nasha hota hai..
Ek hi baar pyaar hota hai,
Aur wo kehte hain ki har pyaar ka apna andaaz hota hai.. ;-)
Agar JACKIE CHAIN ki saans ko Kidnap kar diya, to use kaun wapas laayega??
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VICKS VAPORUB!
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Kyuki..
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VICKS VAPORUB lautaye
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CHAIN KI SAANS!! ;-)
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!
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KABAAB
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CHUPKE SE PADH KE DELETE KAR DO!!
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YE NON-VEG MSG HAI NA!!
KOI DEKH NA LE!! ;-)
Bahut kuch sikha jaati hai zindagi,
Hansa ke rula jaati hai zindagi,
Jee sako jitna utna jee lo doston,
Kyunki bahut kuch baaki reh jaata hai,
Aur khatam ho jaati hai zindagi.
Meethi boli, Meethi zubaan..
Makar sankranti ka yahi hai paigaam..
Take sweet, Talk sweet & Be sweet..
Happy sankranti..
Chikki ki khushbu, laddoo ki bahaar..
Uttarayan ka tyohaar, aane ko hai tayyaar..
Thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar,
Mubarak ho aapko ye sankranti ka tyohaar..
I sent my cares to d wind & asked d wind to pass them to u..
Wen u feel d wind blowing towards ur face, that's me saying- GUDNITE!! :-)
2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..
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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di..
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Aaj panchayat bulayi hai..
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Agle k ghar KALESH ho gaya aur aap naye saal ki badhai dhoond rahe ho...