JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 2

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?

Ans: 10%

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Rest of the 90% wants to Marry Katrina Kaif themselves.

Aaj Uski Baten Sun kar Aakhen Num Ho Rahi Thin,

Aaj Uski Kahani Sun Kar Meri Aakhen Ro Rahi Thin,

Par Aap Itna Dil pe Mat Lena Mere Yaro,

Wo Sali to Piyaaz Kaat Rahi Thi!

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?



Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?



Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga. :-)

Juda wo Hue pr Hum Nahin,
Khafa wo hue pr Hum Nahin,
Ek Hum He the Jo unse Pyar Karte Rahe,
Bewafa Woh The Par Hum Nahin.

Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Zindagi, Dost Aur Mohabbat Teeno Be-wafa Hote Hain.

Har ek Chehry ko Zakhmon ka Aaina na Kaho

Ye Zindgi to ha Rehmat ise Saza na Kaho..

Na jane wo kon c Majburion ka Qedi ho

Wo Sath Chor Gaya Bewafa na Kaho.

Mai Ne Kaha K

Mujhay Chhor Do
Ya Tor Do.!

Wo Bewafa Hans K Boli:

Itnay Nayaab Khilonay Roz Kahan Miltay Hain.

Tu Ne Kya Samjha Ke Mein Bewafa Hon


Are Tumhein Kya Maloom Mera To Nam Hi Wafa Hai.

Phir Se Niklain Gey Talash-e-Zindagi Mai Sagar.

Dua Karna Is Baar Koi Bewafa Na Milay!

How long Shall We Be Friends?
Do u want A clue?

As long as Stars twinkle in the sky,

Till the water Runs dry
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Till the day I die.
We Will Be Friends.

Ye Dil Sharabi Hai
Har Kadam Par Machal Jata Hai
Tum Agar Chod Ke Chale Jaoge Isko
To Ise Gam Nahin
Ye To Roz Naye

Maikhane Se Dil Behlata Hai.

Najany Kitny hi Lamhy,

Us Raat Wo Shakhs,

Tanha Betha Raha Tha,

K Jab us ne Mujhe.

Chhorny ka Faisla Kiya Tha!

Koi To Saawan Aisa Ho jo Tere Sang Barsey.


Tanha to Meri Aankhein har Roz Barsti Hein.

Be-Bas Ker Deta Hai Qanoon-e-Mohabbat Werna


Main Tujhy Itna Chahoon k Intihaa Ker Doon.

Wo Bachpan ki Neend To Ab Ek Aas Ban k Reh Gai 'WASI'


Kya Umar Thi k Raat hui, Palkein jhukaen Aur so Gaye...

Height of insult:
Boy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend
"I want to be a part of your body darling"

Girlfriend: No thanks, I already have an Ass Hole.

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha



Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

1 ajeeb sawal jis ka jawab na "yes" dia ja sakta hai aur na "no".
Sawal hai k,
Kia aapne MANDIR se jootey churana chor di..?
Himat hai to jawab do

Aaj baarish main tum sang nahaana tha
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Sapna ye mera kitna suhana tha
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Baarish k katry jo tumhary honton par girty
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Unhi katron ko apny honton sy uthana tha.

Jis sey aanchal bhi nahi sar ka sambhala jata,

Us sey kia khak terey ghar ki hifazat hogi..

Silent msg for all those boys who like fashionable girls.

Golden Words

"Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses".

And u become Non sense! ;-)

The Best Prank Call Ever:

"Hello KFC?"
- " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P

"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi ay DoSt....

Meri riyaasat me teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chala krty . .

Us k Honton Pe Nishan Chor Aaya Hon.


Us ne Maangi thi Mohabbat ki Nishani Mujhse.

Koshish Karo k Zindagi Mai

Dukh Delete kro!
Khushian Save kro!
Dushman Cancel kro!
Dost Enter kro!
Dua Dial kro!

&
MUHBATEN Send Karo.

Memon ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek maulana k paas gaya aur bola,
maulana sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..!
Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!

Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
Machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...