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Tumhari Takleef Ka Aalam Wo Kiya Samjhege FARAAZ...
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Ye To Wohi Jantey Hain Jinhen QABZ Ki Shikayat Ho.
Shaadi mein khana khula...
Santa ko plate nahi mili..
Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..
Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..
Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...
Mere jism e bosida main zara jo jaan baqi hai
Kisi k loat ane ka imkan baqi hai
Wo chahe raaste badle chaahe rabte badle
Use mujhse mohababt hai mera iman baqi hai ...
Ye bi mumkin hai kisi roz na pehchanon use
Who jo har baar naya bhais badal leta hai
Baarha mujhse kaha tha mere yaron ne wasi*
Ishq dariya hai jo bachon ko nigal leta hai ...
Jab teri yad main koi misra likhne betha
Main ne kaghaz pe b chaalon ka gulistan dekha
Tune dekha hai munderon pe charaghon ko faqt
Main ne har door main jalta hoa insane dekha ...
Itne anmol hein ke khareed na saka koi hum ko Faraz
Hairan-o-Pareshan hein ke ab IPL khailein to khailein kaise...
:*Fresh Flower for you*
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*What are you looking for?
Flowers..?
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*Have Some Sense Yaar...
Ye Moblie hai "Gamla Nahi"
Us ne Raat ke Andhere mein
Mere haath ki Hatheli pe
Likha tha apni Ungli se
"Mujhe pyar hai Tumse".
Jane kaisi Roshanayi thi woh
Ke mit'ti bhi nahi aur dikhti bhi nahi.
santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai.. :-)
Hum duniya se chaly jany k bad har sitary me nazar aaya karenge. .*. .
Tum har roz dua manga karna or hum har roz toot jaya karengy. .*.
APNAY dil ki mjburi ko ilzam na de
Muje yaad rakh beshak mera naam na le
Tera wehem hy K me bhool gaya hon tumko
Meri aisi koi saans nahi jo tera naam na le.
Muhabbat ne aj Humko rula dia,
Jis par marte the Us ne hi bhula dia,
Hum bhi Us ki yaad bhulane k liye peete gaye,
Ek Din Bewafa ne Us me bi Zehar mila diya.
Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain
“FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai
“Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..
Achon Se Ziada Tum Achy Ho,
Sachon se Ziada Tum Sache ho,
Mene kaha Mujhe tmse "MOHABBAT" Hai,
Wo boli Sharam Karo Abhi Tum Bachy ho.
" Dushman ko Hzaar Mouqa do k Wo Tmhara Dost ban jaey
Lekin Dost ko ek b Mouqa na do k Wo Tumhara Dushman ban jaey "
" Taqat Nahi Mujh Mein K Tujhe Duniya Se Cheen Loon ",, ",,
" Lekin Khudaa Se Maangne Ka Haq To Håi Mujhe"...
2 Doston ka Rishta, Aankh aur Palak jesa hota hy
Agr Palak kuch Dair na Jhapkay to Aankh Ro deti hy
Aur agr Aankh mein kuch Chala jaye to Palak Trap uthti hy.
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...
Din raat sms kar kar k aisa kar dia tum ne zaalimo..!! . . . . . . . . . .
Ghar ki ghanti bajnay par b mobile utha leta hon... ;-)
Aaj uski mohabbat mein kuch kami dekhi,
Chaand ki chandni mein bhi kuch nami dekhi,
Udaas ho ke loat aaye hum apne ghar,
Uski mehfil jab gheron se jami dekhi.
Meray Qatal ka Irada ho faraz to khanjer say war na karna...
Meray mernay k liye kafi hay tera Auron say piyar karna.........
Angrez B Na!
Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen,
Hum inko Pagal,
Ye hamen MAD kehte hen,
Jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy,
OR Zinda Baap ko b DEAD kehtay hen.;-)
Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?
Boy: Hathi
UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?
Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .
Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen shaks k GAAL pe KISS krun.
Magar
Men chah k bhi
apnay GAAL nhi choom skta..
"Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena!DosT!
Itni zor ka chamat parega ke sab kuch acha lagne lagae ga. . ;-)
1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai
isay paint kese krte hain?
2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain
1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,
k zehan main shetan agaya tha,
usi waqt shetan aya or bola:
“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.