JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 16

Zindagi Mai Shaadi Karna Bhi Zaroori Hai

FARAZ



Kyon k Sirf Baatein Karne Se Bachhay Nahi Hote. :-)

Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Mohaabat Ki


FARAZZ!!


Jin ki Girlfriend Ko Koi Aur Phansa K Le Jaye. :

Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan Mai Akela Chor Diya FARAZ...



Yeh Keh Kar K


Pyar Kiya to Darna Kiya. :-)

SHEIKH: Meri biwi buht fuzool kharch hai,Jubse shadi hui ha roz 100, 200 mangti he.

DOST: Wo in paison ka kia karti hai?

SHEIKH: Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi.

Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai... ;->

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para

Faraz

Jab Larkiuon kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai .....

Bohat Khwahish Thi K Mujh Ko woh “JAAN” bolay
FARAZ!

Bolti to hy Magr Pehle “BHAI” Laga deti hy..!

Kitne Ghuroor Mein Hein Woh Mujhe Tanha Chor Ke Faraz....

Unhein Maloom Nahi Mere Pass Aur Bhi Bachiyon Ke Number Hein...

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,

Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,

tum humein janwar smjhta hai.

Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

"Kis liye itni saza dete ho,

Kabhi karte ho yaad to kabhi bhula dete ho

Ajeeb teri DOSTI ka silsala Dekha

Kabhi khushi or kabhi dard-e-dil jaga dete ho"

Woh Mujhy Yaad To Krte Hy Magar Yoon Jesay...

Ghar Ka Darwaza Kisi Raat Khula Reh Jaaye,.,.,

Yun He Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye Faraz...


Najane Kon Humare Shampoo Main Veet Cream Daal Gaya. :-(

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena


FARAZ!!!


Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! :-)

Rab kare Aap ko Sab Miley

Himath
Izat
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Style
Smile
Personality
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Pyar

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Ab Bhi Button Daba Rahe Ho

LAALCHI.

Zindagi Kya Hai Meray Dost Tu Mujh Se Pooch,

Main Ne Gulshan Ko Baharon Mein "Ujartay Dekha"

Kuch log meri duniya main khushbu ki tarha hain,,,
"WASI"

Mehsus to hotay hain dikhai nahi detay,,,¤

Phool torr kar bakhera nahi karte,

Hum har kisi k dil mein basera nahi karte,

Hamari to sansen b ruk jati hain aye dost,

Jis roz hum zikar tera nahi karte.

Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .

Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:

jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai....

Kitney Anjaan Tabiyat K Hain Mere Chahne waliey "MOHSIN"

Jub Tak Hum Na Poochen Haal un ka ,

Woh Hm Se Baat Hi Nhi Karta.

Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Guess Karo...

Nahi Pata?

Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
Or
Koi Aa Kar Keh De.



"China" Ka Hai. :-)

Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

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Expert's Comment:
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.
So Cheers! :-)

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke Bagairta...
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Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "HIJDA" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai..

Toote hue DIL se kabhi Faryaad nahin karte,

Aansuon ko baha kar Sawaal nahin karte.
Jo kehna ho keh dena,

Magar yeh na kehna ke Hum Aapko yaad nahin karte...

Aik doctor apne dost se:

yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,

dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
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magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...

Ap ki 1 bat mjhy bohat psand hy

Aap Jb b koi Sms krty hain


Tu dil se krtey hain.

Qk


QK

QK


Dimagh tu ap k pass hy he nhi!
ha ha ha:-)

Na dil se dil ko juda "KiJiYe"

Zra soch smjh kar ye faisla "KiJiYe"

Agr aap jee sakty hy "Bin Humary"

To phr humary marny ki dua "Kijiye"

Manaa k zamane k lakh aib hein mujh mein

"*.DosT.*"

Magr Doston ko bhool jana mujhe aaj b nahi aaya,,,

Meri zindagi mere sath chal
mere haat me apna haat de
muje ghm khushi se qabul hai
agar mera tu sath de.

"kis tarhan khatam karain un say apna rishta

"Faraz"

jin ko sirf sochty hain to saari duniya ko bhool jate hain".

Aankh Anjan Hai Chahat Ki Wo Barsat Gayi

Berukhi Unki Ab Rond Ke Jazbat Gayi

Meine Guzre Hue Lamhon Ka Hawala Jo Diya

Hans Ke Kehne Lage Wo

Raat Gaye Baat Gayee...!!!