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Ap is Trh Button daba daba k khrb kr doge Is liye AB Cancel...

Tumhari Yadon Par Mera Pehra hy

Tumhara Pyar Samandar Se B Gehra Hy

kabhi Aankhen Band kar k Mehsos karna

Tumhary Dil Main jo Ghar hy Wo Mera hy.

Ye Dekh Ke To Apna Dimagh Hi Chakkar Khaa Gaya FayaZ . . .

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Jab Apni DAADI Kamar Hilatey Huye Bolin

Taamina Mina Eyy Eyy,

WAKKA WAKKA Eeh Eeh..;-);

Neend kahan aati hai jise ishq ki aag lagti hai.

"mÅhI"

Bus doston ko khush karne k liye Go0d nIght kehte hain...

Us k kis andaz ki tareef karon main

wo har andaz ka kamal rakhta ha

shayd kuch majbori ho us ko''faraz''

warna wo mujh ko mujh se pehlay yad rakhta ha!!

YAADEN Mohabat Krne walon Se Zyada wafadar Hoti He

Q K MOHBAT Krne wale To chor K chale Jate He

Pr "YAADEN" Hmesha Sath Rehti He"

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur

paseena ponchhty huwy bola:

Yaara, ye konsa road tha?

Itna speed breaker?

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-)

Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.


Chal hun Teri Vaari..

Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.

Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho or Usay
Hasil na Kar Sako to...



[' Fittay Moo ']

Balke "Durr Fittay Mu" ]

Lakh Laanat Teri Aashqi Te.

Moja Karo Ludian pao

Dhamalan pao Shurlian chlao.

Rola Pao Abbu nu Dasso

Ammi nu Dasso Khushi manao

K tawanu v kisi SONEY bandy

Ne sms kita Aa.

Aapka "Sacha" Dost Humesha Aap Se bohat Zaida "Larrta" Hai


*Lakin*


Agar Aap 1 Aansu b Girao to Wo
Aapke Ansu "Roknay" k liye pori Dunia Se "Larrta" hai.

Tu Mera Hai Tera Naam Koi Or Na Le,
In Bheegti Ankho Ka Jaam Koi Or Na Le,
Kuch Is Liye B Mai ne Tera Hath Na Chora,
Tu Gir Gaya To Tujhe Tham koi or Na Le..

Lo aaj Phir Ronay Laga hy Asmaan,

Ban ke "Barish"
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Shayad Aaj Os ko Phir Ehsäs Huwa hy Meri~Tanhäi kä!

Mujay kuch yun nazar aanay laga hai,

Wo goya muj se katrane laga hai,

Kabhi kehta to nahi apne labon se,

Pr aisa lagta hai muhabt kr k wo pachtane laga hai..

Jab ho jaye mohabbat to Dil sambhlta nahi,

Wapis lotne ka rasta milta nahi,

Koi lakh bhulaye apne Dil se magar,

Dil men rehne wala Dil se nikalta nahi,

Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-China Khatray Se Khali Nahi

Faraz,

Suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-D

"MOAT" par bhi mujhe yaqen hai "TUM" par bhi Aitebaar hai...


Dekhna hai pehlay kon aata hai "MUJHE" dono ka "INTEZAR" hai.

HuM Maan Chukey Hain Dil Se, Ab Ye Baat Bhi,,,'''SAQI'''


"Hum Dil Se Jisse CHAHEN,,,..."Woh Apna Nahi Rehta"

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.


Friend: Aby saly,

aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

Tusi Enj Kro.

Mobile off kro,

Battry kad lo

Sim v kad lo

Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton

IT mar do

jadon tusi msg e nai krna te is

Kanjar da ki faida.

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
yaar juldi karo girlfriend se baat karni hai.

Teacher: Kids write an essay on President of Pakistan.....
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Few Moments Later...........
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Student: Miss! What is the english of Kanjar????

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas aanay main

2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?


Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam karna .........

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....