JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 21

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

Sochta hoon tere jism main utar kar dekhon ‘FARAZ’..!


Konsa keera hai jo tujhe sms karne nahi deta..!!

Khata ho gai to saza suna do,

Dil main itna dard hai wajah bata do.

Dair huie yaad karne main zaroor lekin,

Tum ko bhula denge
Yeh khayal dil se bhula do.... !!

Teri NAFRAT Men Wo DAM Nhi, Jo Meri CHAHAT Ko Mita De
''"Jiya"''

Meri dosti Ka Samandar Teri Soch Se Bhi Gehra Hai..!

Bikhar rahey hain meri zindagi k Tamaam warq,

Na janey kab koi aandhi uraa k le jaye,

Main kab tak doosron k dukh sambhal k rakhun Faraz,

jis jis k hain woh nishaani bata k le jaye..

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.

Behta Hon agr Mehkhane Main To Mujh ko Sharabi Na Samjho
" faraz "
Hr Wo Shaks Jo Masjid Se Nikle Namazi Nahi Hota.

DAMN TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall... ;->

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

Dil Bhi Ik Zid Pe Araa Hai Kisi Bachche Ki Tarah

Ya To Sab Kuch Hi Ise Chaahiye Ya Kuch Bhi Nahi"

Rishte to sabhi ANMoL hote hy,

Per isey ahmiyat kuch achay log dete hain,

Dil to sabhi ko deta hai KHUDA,

Per is mein jagah kuch

*AAP* jesy dost hi lety hain..

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Santa:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.

"SHAETAN" ne kaha:

kisi NAIK insan ka number do mai us ko tung karon ga!

maine AAP ka number diya to "SHETAN" bola:

Abay marwaya ga kya,

yeh to BOSS ka number hai..

Medical tip:

Sote waqt mobile of kr k sona chahye

kyun k mobile pas rakne se jb bell aati hai to insan ki.

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Full hatt jati hai
(GOOD NIGHT)

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf. :-)

Aaj He Hum Ne Math Mai Addition ka Matlab Jana

Wah Wah

Aaj He Hum Ne Math Mai Addition ka Matlab Jana.


Char Aana, Char Aana Hotay Hain Aath Aana. :-)

Rat phir hum se rahi neend khafa dair tak

Yad wo aati rahi mast ada dair tak

Dasht-E-Tanhai me ashko ka sahara le kar

Hum ne mangi uske milne ki DUA dair tak

Kamosh Palko pe Aansu Bikhr Jate hain,

Aap kia jano Aap kitne Yaad Aaty hain

Aaj b usi Morr pe kharey hain

Jahan Aap ne kaha Tha

Thehro

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Hum Bachi Ley k Aatey Hain. :-)

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,

Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro

K tum Mujh Se!


Tum Mujh Se!


Tum Mujh se!

Zyada
Kanjoos Ho..

Yaar aik bat batao

Aap kitne sharif ho

Parhe likhe ho

Achi job hai

Family statis hai

Decent ho

Khuddar ho

Kabil-e-fakhar ho

aur paise wale b ho

Lekin phir bhi tumhary
Sms nahi Aatay
Q?

Kuch loog jotioon ke qabil hoty hain..

Jaisy aap..


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K E S C walo ko dekh lain...

Har bat apne pr mat lejaya kraeen..

Wo Pal Muje Yun Sata Raha Hy

Jese Ek Gulab Kitab Me Murjha Raha Hy

Teri Mehak To Meri Sanson Me Basi Hy

Phir Q?
Aaj Muje Tu Itna Yad Aa Raha Hy.

Apni her saans ma abad kya hai tum ko,

Mere Jaan bht yaad kia hai tum ko,

Meri zindagi me tum nhi to kuch b nhi,

Hum ne is qadar payar kia hai tum ko,,!!

Hath Zakhmi Huye Kuch Apni hi Khata Thi Meri,

Mein Ne Kismat Ki Lakiron Ko Mitana Chaha KiSi Ko Pany Ke Liye..

Mujh se achi qismat to tere bathroom k lottay ki hai
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main teri deed ko tarsun or woh teri duniya dekhey..

Zindgi mai agr kuch krna hai to aisa kr jao k jis gli se bhi guzro

hr ghr se tumhen pukara jae...

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O SHEHZADYA

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Idron v Koora chuk le...

Us k sath rhte rhte Hmen chaht c hogai

usse bat krte krte Hmen adat c hogai

1 pal na milen to becheni c lagti hai

dosti nibhate nibhate Hmen Mohabat c hogai!

Passenger :
Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Pathan :
Ager Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...



Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..


zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho... ;->

Faraz Apne Betey Ko

Larai Se Rokte Hue Arz Karte Hain:

Guzaro Zindagi Aman Se Na Karo Jang..

Betay Ne Kaha: Doesn't Matters Dad,

Its Fun To Be "Young";-)