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JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 26
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Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na
Akele me krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hmesha Ganda Soch
1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia
BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?
Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.
wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi
Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,
bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade
What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
Onelinerz:
+ When I Met My Wife
I Knew She Was 'Miss Right.!'
I Didnt Know That Her
First Name Was
'Always' :)
Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.
Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya
Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana
Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd
I'd It All
Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its
All Gone
Frnd: Wht Hapend?
Man: My Wife Found Out :)
Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya
Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi
Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye
Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)
"A TRUE THOUGHT"
"One Who Doesnt Love
A Girl Before His Marriage
Can Never Love His
Wife After Marriage;-)"
Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn't speak to me for a month
Friend:Why?Thats very Foolish of Her
Man:Well that was THE DEAL.
World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar:-):-D
Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.
Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai..?
Mareez Ghussay Se:
Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai
Leak To Nahi...
Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:
Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.
Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)
Lahor ki larkian
lassi banati hai
Multan ki
halwa bnati hai
Faislabad ki
kchori bnati hai
Dost mano ya na mano
karachi ki larkian
sirf
bewakuf banati hai..
preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.
santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha
santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain
Ladki: M G Road
santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein
Santa became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late bcoz?
He stopped at every phatak n askd
?jalandher nu ehi line jandi a??
santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha
unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha
?agar tmhen kabhi kisi gadhhay ki zroorut ho toh
mujhay yaad ker lena !?
Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum ko baaizat barri kiya jata hai.
Santa: To kya main cycle rakh loon?
santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?
banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.
santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING
santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them
Some1 asked what r u doing?
Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!