JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 29

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....

tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.

phool ko mat toro kanta lag jaye ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.....

maina tujhe chaha apna samajh ke, tera baap ne mujhe petta dholak samajh ke.

COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI

apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
.
.
.
.

Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey

Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba...

Hum Dosti Nibhana Bhi Jante Hen

Zakhm Kitne B Gahry Hon
Marhm Lgana Bhi Jante Hen

Humain Bhoolne Ki Koshish Na Karna

Q k
Hum
Gala Dabana
B Janty Hen.,;)

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.



Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,
Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!

The best shair written on A rickshaw!

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…

Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.

Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.

Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?

Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?

Jahan ki Khilwat mein zulzul nhe ayega

Gam-e-Toheen se kabul ayega

Malkil ki ibtrag hy ye furqat Ghalib

Dimagh phat jyega par

Ye Sher Samajh nhi ayega

Lagi thi jor se
Bathroom band tha…

Wah Wah

Lagi thi jor se
Bathroom band tha….

Andar ja ke dekha to
Pani kam tha…

Congratulations !!!

On your new little one.
May you always be
As happy as you r today.
And, for you and your new
baby we wish blessings
from GOD above....

Gulab Ko Zamane Me Gul-e-Nayab Kehte Hain,
Salamat Rahe Wo Ghar Jisme Aap Rehte Hain,
Door Se Aap Ko Tohfa Kia Dain,
Faqat Bus Aapko ''SALAM' Kehte Hain.

Dua Yehi Hai Har Pal Muskurao Tum

Qadam Jahan Rakho Wahan Khushiyan Pao Tum

Na Aaye Koi Dard Paas Tumhary

Jisko Chaho Usko Sada Paas Pao Tum.

Aameen.

Ye Bhi Ek Dua hai meri Khuda sy,

kisi ka dil na dukhe meri wja se,

ay KHUDA kar dy kuch aisi inayat Hum pe

K Khushian Milein Sub Ko Meri Wja sy.

Hello! This is our ATD( Any Time Disturbance ) Service.

We are the Experts in Disturbing

And Irritating people at Busy Hours.

Our Goal has Been Achieved.

Thank you!

"Good Night"

...?


....?


...?





Ha... Ha...!


Kya dhoond rahay ho?


Message??


So jao... So jao.. Kal bhejun ga...

""GOOD NIGHT"

(Night poetry )


Na Din Ko Light..
Na Raat Ko Light..



Wah WAH wah!




Na Din Ko Light..
Na Raat Ko Light..



GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT. . .
GOOD NIGHT

Face your past without regret,

handle your present with confidence,

and prepare for the future without fear.

And you will get the best out of life.

Taras Rahi Hain Jo Teri Deed Ko Raat Se.


Woh Beqaraar Aankhen Subah Ka Salaam Kehti Hain.

Good Morning.

*Grass Is Shining With Morning Dew*

*Making The Day So Fresh & New*

*Hope The Joy Comes Your Way*

*Best Wishes For The New Day*

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ''o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote

molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)

1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.