Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?.dosara pagal: rail gari.........1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?.2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha.............
yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,dusra dost,"kunki biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se museebat aur badh jayaigi..
Pankhe Pe Latka hua sarKhirki Se Tmhe Dekhti AtmaBed K Niche Bethi ChurailParde K Piche Sar Kati LashIn Sb Ki Taraf Dihan Mat DenaAram Se SonaGd Nyt
Meri Aawargi Main Kuch Dakhal Hai Tumhara Bhi Mohsin.Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Ghar Acha Nahi Lagta....
Bohat Naaz Tha Humai Apne Dosto Ke Khaloos-o-Muhabbat Pe FarazKaminey Apni BHABI Ko Dekh Ke Bolay...Ufffffff Kya BACHI Laya Hai Yaar... :
Boy to girl Before Exam:Hey All The Best,Girl Also Told The Same.But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed....Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. :-)
Usko Chahtay Rahengay Yun Umar Guzar JayegiMout Aayegi Or Zindagi Lay JayegiMere Marnay Pe Bhi Usko Ronay Na DenaUsko Rota Dekh Kar Meri Rooh Tarp Jayegi.
Agar Kisi Ko Kuch Dena Hy To Usay Achha Waqt Do.BCoz Aap Her Cheez Wapis Le Sakty Ho Magar Kisi Ko Diya Huwa Achha Waqt Wapis Nahi Le Sktay.
Aik baat hamesha yad rakhiye…Qalam ki ehmiyat Talwar se ziyada hoti hai,Kyun k…Talwar se kabi Shalwar mein nara nahi dala ja sakta!Shukriya…
Bheega sa lagta hai alam tumheBheegi si lagti hai raat tumheBheega lag raha hai saara jahan tumheAbay uth ja neend se pagal “PISHAAB” kardia hai tune.
1 Pendu Lady Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hue Mar Gya.Larki Ne Logo Ko Bataya,Haye Pani V Nai Mangia,Bs Water Water Krda C
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par ResponsesEnglish Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta...
Aksar takdeer k rukh Badal jatay Hain.Jazbat hn darmyan to faasle Simat jatay HainChahat Ho Sachi to aisa B Hota HaiDoor jaane walay Phir laut Aatay Hain.
Dil K Zakhmo Ko Un Se Chupana Para,Palk Bheegi Thi Pr Muskurana Para,Kaise Hote Hai Ye Mohabbat K Riwaj,Rothna Chahte Thy Unse,Pr UnKo Hi Mnana Para..
Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja "CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Aaj toot ker unki yaad ayi To ehsaas howa Sagar!Utar jayein jo dil mein wo log bhulaey nahi jatay.....
Woh to Bandar hai Darakhato pe Charh Jaye Ga,Masla Oont ka hai Oont Kidher Jaye ga,Main to samjha tha k to Insan hai Sudher Jaye ga,Kya Khabar thi k to Gadha hai Gadha hi Kehlaye Ga. :-)
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,,Ap husn waleHum "DIL" wale Ap dolat wale Hum "SMS" krne wale,, OR,,Ap sirf...Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley.
"Kiss Qadar Anjan hai yeh "Silsila-e-ISHQ" bhi..!Muhabat to Qaim rehti hai, magar "Insan" toot jatay hain...,
Taray aasman mein chamktay hein,badal door hein phr bi barastay hein,Hum bi kitne nadan hai dear!Ääp dil mein hy aur hum milne ko tarastay hein....
Tum Bhi Kar K Dekh Lo, "MOHABAT" Kisi Se SAHILJan Lo Gy K Ham MUSKURANA Kiyon Bhool Gey.
Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye............ Hzraat,Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,Q k ELAAN suna jata hyPrha nhi jata.;-)
Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr AayaBV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,koi SONAY ki Cheez doSanta:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
Jee bhar ke dekhun agar tujhko gawara ho Betaab meri nazren aur pyaar tumhara ho Jaan ki fikar ho na zamane ki parwah Ek tera pyar ho jo sirf hamara ho..
Poochta Hai jub koi ke dunya main Mohabbat hai kahan....Muskura Deta hoon main aur yaad aa jati hai .....MAA....
Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Dard-e-Mohabbat Ki Mohsin.Jo Apne Aap Se Barh Kar Kisi Se Pyar Karte Hain.
Aap ka Muskurana Roz ho.Kabhi chehra Kanwal to Kabhi Red ROSE ho.100 Pal Khushi to 1000 pal Moaj ho.Bas Aisa He Aapka din har Roz ho.
Larka Shadi K Liye Larki Dekhne Gaya.Larka: Main Tum Pe Vishvas Kese Karun k Tum Achi Larki ho?Larki: Pehle Istemaal Karen Phir Vishvas Karen! :-)
Tum Ho Auron Ki MehfiL Main Masroof,Yahan Mai Hon or Aalam-e-Tanhai,Ab Log Mujhe Tere Nam Se Jante hain "WASI"Pata Nahi Ye Meri Shohrat Hai Ya Rusvai?
--TITANIC-- 1 Boht Hi Bara SHIP Tha,Magar Phir Bhi DOOB Gaya,Lekin Ek SHIP Aesa Hy Jo Kabhi Nahi Doob Sakta or Wo SHIP Ha,HumariFRIEND-SHIP.
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