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JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 8
927 Wishes in Collection
'Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad agaye.
To Farmaya.....
Dil mein hai tumhara Aks
Dil mein hai tumhara Aks
Or
Hath mein hai naya Lux.....:-)'
Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
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Nahi
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Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
Anti Misba: Beta batao "SUCCESFUL" main kitne
"C" aate hai?
Boy: Anti aap Ehtiyatan 3 dafa "C" laga lo.
Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy
Mei us se shadi kronga.
Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.
Boy: Kyu?
Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.
Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.
Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?
Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.
Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.
Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr sakte hy?
Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga.
Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?
Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.
Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new dress ka BILL nhi dekha.
Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.
Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band kar liya kro.
Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...
Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.
Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:
Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN
Wah Wah Wah
Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN
Wo Muskurai, Or Boli
"AMEEN" "AMEEN" "AMEEN"
Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz...
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Us ne msg kar k kaha:
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"Kya Taqleef hai..?"
Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.
Aur
Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.
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Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.
Jholay Laal
Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti
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Life k inbox Mai Aai
Enjoy Kiya
Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
Aur Phir
Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya.
Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.
Aur
Tumhara Package Shuru Hota Hai
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.
Hamesha Test Main "Andaa" Lata hai.
Anti Misba: Tum Kya Jano "Andey" ki Qeemat.
Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan hain. :-)
TUM Se Wabasta Khush Fehmi Ka Ye alam tha
"FARAZ"
Maut Ki Hichki Aai to Me Samjha K Tum Ne YAAD Kia....
Jal jaty hain khamoshi se, tarpa nhi krty
Hum ehl-e-wafa aisa tamaasha nhi krty
Chaha tha kisi ko, to koi baat thi warna
Hum log to apni b tamanna nhi krty..
~ye Mera ishq tha k diwangi ki intah . ..,"FARAZ.....
~Teray qareeb say guzar gye taray hi khayalon mein...!!!!
Jab Saza Dey Hi Chukay Ho Tau Haal Kiya Pochtay Ho
Hum Agar Be-Gunah Nikle Tau Tumhein Afsos Zaror Hoga . .
Zakham jab mere bhar jain gey
Aanso b moti ban k bikhar jain gey
Yeh mat pochna k dard kis kis ne diya
Wrna kuch apno k b sir jhuk jain gye.
Mera Seedha Saadha Mizaj Tha,,,
Mujhe Ishq Honay Ki Kia Khabar...
Teray Ik Tabassum-e-Naz Nay,,,
Mere Saray Zoq Badal Diye..
"Ae DiL tu Tanhayeon men rehnay ka AADI ho ja."
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jinhain tu YAD krta hay wo bray MASROOF rehtay hain: