RAVI KANT Wishes Collection

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Bcoz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

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morning.

Kabhi dil ko kabhi shamma ko jala kar roye, teri yaad ko dil se laga kar roye. Raat ki god mein jab so gayi duniya sari, chand ko teri tasveer banaker roye.

--Log milte hai...
"EVERYTIME" !!

Pasand aate hai....
"SOMETIME" !!

Dosti hoti hai......
"ONETIME" !!

Jo rehti hai........ "LIFETIME" !

FIFA has decided that GIRLS should be GOALKEEPERS for the WORLD CUP, because no matter how wide they open,they never let the balls go in!! Happy wrld cup.

Aansoo aa jate hain aankhon mein , par labon pe hasi lani padti hai . yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai.

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Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai, Dil main aapki sirf aapki surat hai, Kuch bhi kahe yeh duniya gum nahi, duniya se jiada humko aapki zarurat hai......

karam karo k sitam karo hum gila nahin kartay
khiza main phool yaqenan khila nahin kartay
mila do khak main hum ko magar khiyal rahay
hum jasy loog dobara mila nahin kartay

Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

Sheila''s soldier''s shoulders smolder.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue, Said the flea" Let us fly!", Said the fly "Let us flea!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue!

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Mix, Miss Mix!

Will you, William?

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you''ll play professionally.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,
Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,
kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..

MEN''S "F" rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
Flirt her,
French her,
Finger her
Fuck her
Forget her
FIND another

LE K HUM DUSRO KI HASI KYA KARE?JO APNI NAHI WO KHUSHI KYA KARE? TANHA JEENE SE BEHTAR HAI MAR JAYE HUM,JAB SAATH VO NAHI TO ZINDAGI G KAR KYA KARE?
GOOD NIGHT.

: Lovely roses & lovely you,and lovely r the things u do,but the loveliest is the frndship of the two,one is me & the other is U..
Gd mrng..

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo verna mard hamare ghar mein bhi hain,...

Yesterday I closed my eyes to c u in dreams. I found u close 2 me. If this is the way 2 get near 2 u. I wish that my eyes 2 be shut 4ever..!!Good morning