RAVI KANT Wishes Collection - Page 11

If u c sum1 without a smile give 1 of urs,coz u r among few gud ppl who can shine others life by just walking with them a few miles.

Doston ki dastan jab waqt sunata hai, to hame bhi koi dost yaad aata hai,bhool jate hain hum zindagi ke gam ko, jab aapke saath bitaya waqt yaad aata hai.

Hi dear, how r u. Howz life going? Ok listen i want ur recent coloured photograph, as i started a new hobby of collecting NATURAL DISASTERS.

Jo ho gaya wo ho gaya, jo hona hoga wo hoga, jo nahi hona hai wo nahi hoga, kyuki jo hona hai wo to hoga hi hoga, ab dekhna hai ki kya hoga aur kya nahi hoga, hone ko to kuch bhi hoga, yahi sochna hai ki kya hoga aur kyu hoga, agar kuch hoga to thik hoga aur nahi hoga to bhi thik hoga

A judge charged RS.1080 fine on a man for a rape. When asked why Rs.1080 judge replied Rs.1000 for rape and 8% ENTERTAINMENT TAX.......!

"GOOD" FRIENDS r those WHO CARE without hesitations,WHO TOLERATE without frustration WHO REMEMBER without limitations, & WHO LOVE even without communicatìon!

Ten things I know about U!
1. Ur a special person with a heart so rare
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and thats all that matters !

WHAT will u call Train full of beautiful girls ??.. guess.. * * Yaar, it's very Simple... MaalGaadi!

Bagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein diye jalte rahenge, dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesha, baki hum to hamesha tang karte rahenge!

"Sms ka Sangrah karke kya payega vats... ? Balance ka moh chhod aur Sms kar... Mitro se sampark banaye rakhne me he Swarg ki prapti hai..."

Aap samajhte hai humne apko bhula rakha hai.aap nahi jante apko dil me chupa rakha hai. koi dekh na le apko akhon mein is dar se palko ko jhukha rakha hai

Man goes to chemist: I need to buy poison. Chemist: i cant sell u that. Man shows wife's photo. Chemist: Sorry, I didnt know u had a priscription.

Doc: Dis isn't urine sample bt aple juce u brot in!
Mrs gupta:God! Can I make a call?
Doc:Y?
Mrs gupta:I may've pakd d othr botle with gupta ji's tiffin.

Pujya mitrver, sadar pranaam, in dino aapke sandeshe milte hai, jine padhne ke paschat hum ati anand vibhor ho oothte hai, aap ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.Prabhu se yehi prarthna karte hai ke aapki chalit durbhas yantra seva pradan karti sanstha aap ko yuhi seva deti rahe, ke jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam jude rahe. Aap ke sandesh ki pratiksha main aap ke sahyogi evam ghanisth mitra ki aur se subh din ki subhechha!

A young man asks a kind priest: "Father is it a sin 2 sleep with a girl? Father: "No my child but the problem is, u guys never sleep.....

Some joys are better expressed in silence.sometimes a smile holds more meaning than words i was asked if i enjoyed having u in my life i just smiled

Hello sir/madam. This is our ATD (ANY TIME DISTURBANCE ) service We excel in disturbing and irritating people at odd hrs Hope the goal is achieved Thank you..

Jaise sky ma panchi hai flying,jaise garden ma bhavre hai gaying,jaise sea me pani hai lying,vaise yar hum tumpe hai dying.But zada khush mat ho,I am lying.

Dhaniya Rs 3
Mirchi Rs 4
Aaloo Rs 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tamatar Rs 10
Palak Rs 15
Ye sab to mahanga hai
Par SMS to sasta hai!
Phir karte kyo nahi??

Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
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Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein!

I cöüld förget a face,förget a place,förget a name förget a game,förget 2 writé ör türñ òff d light,cüd förget mysélf ßüt förget ü... förget ìt!!!

mitha intzar te intzar nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yari,es to mitha kuch na milna lab le tu duniya saari

You are far away, but yet your love remains,
I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight,
night after night.

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Relationship is like a violin.... Music may stop now n then but strings r attachd forever...so if u be in touch or not u r always remembered

Usko chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya,
katt gayee umar sari humein pyar karna na aaya,
usne manga bhi kuch to judai mangi,
AUR HAMEIN INKAR BHI KARNA NA AAYA.