RAVI KANT Wishes Collection - Page 3

Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!

Here''s to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

May you grow old on one pillow.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that''s what you''re looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.

“I’m not going to ask you if you said what you just said because I know it is what you just said.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“I would never lie. I wilfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, all fear of an end. -Madame de Stael

True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!

Luv is u, luv is me, luv is prison, luv is free, luv is whats there when you are away from me.

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

What''s the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.

The Lord is waiting above to give you His grace and send you His love. Whatever your cross, whatever the pain, God always sends a rainbow after the rain.

God can reach each falling tears. He sees the heart that needs a cheer. He knows the path that''s hard and dear. Don''t ever give up coz He is near.

I can love you but God can love you deeper. I can be a friend but God can be your best friend. I can hug you but God can envelope you. You can cry to me but God can dry your tears. I can hold your hand but God can carry you.

Live life with a joyful heart and keep your spirit young and free! Stay true and firm to Jesus Christ! And be the best that you can be! Take care!

Don''t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God''s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time. Good am.

When earthly help is no avail, there''s one friend who will never fail. Just lift your eyes, the answer is there. For nobody knows the power of prayer. Have a worry free day!

Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!

You don''t text often. You don''t text much. It makes me feel sad coz we''re out of touch. The message is clear. There''s someone I really miss and it''s you my dear! Good am!

If computer windows were in PUNJABI,then use - Send=sutto, Insert=wich pao, Download=thale lao , Delete=mitti pao, Alt+ctl+del= syapaa hi mukao.

''One lady was on road with her top open & right boob hanging out.Policeman stopped & ask-Wat is dis? Lady-Hi O-Rba, kaka tan bus ch hi reh Gya..