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91 Wishes in Collection
Napolean: Meri dictionary Me "IMPOSSIBLE" word nahi hai.
Santa: Ab bolne se kya fayda, Kharidte samey hi Check karni chahiye thi
HUSBAND-Chalo, tumse Shaadi karke mujhe ek to Fayda hua.
WIFE-Koun sa Fayda?
HUSBAND-Mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi
A man siting wid his wife in a bar, another llady came 2 His Wife & says "PAISE PHALE LE LENA, ye admi Bhad me kit-kit karta hai."
SANTA Ghar Ka Drwaza Ukhad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pocha:Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Tala Khulwane
Jab se tumhe jana he,
Jab se tumhe paya he,
Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he,
Taa ki puchu rab se,
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Ye kaisa namoona banay he
A boy was folowing a Girl,
Girl Replied:-Don't follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u
Boy replied:-Don't Worry My brother is Following her
7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nai deti,kya
karu?Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1Chatai aur La
2 sardar
1st:Aj Mairi Salgira He Dil Chahta He Nha Lu
2nd:Pichly Saal B Tum Nahae They
1st:Ha,Bus Usi Din Sy Saf Rahny Ki Adt Par Gai He
"Girlfriend" is like "Paanipuri" always TASTY
"Lover" is like "Pizza"HOT n SPICY
"Wife" is like"Dal-Chawal" no other option bt GOOD 4 Health
A Scientist cant b a President
bt Kalam did
A Conductor cant b an actor
bt Rajnikant did
A monkey cant operate mobile
bt Boss u r mind blowg
Santa was Going on a Bike with his wife.
Tapori:- oye santa wife hai ya lover?
Santa:- Lover hogi teri,
meri to wife hai.
Arz Kiya Hai
Mera Yh DiL Teri He Mohabbat Ke Liye Hai
Wah Wah
Mera Yeh DiL Teri He Mohabbat Ke Liye Hai
Lekin
Yeh Offer Kam time Ke Liye Hai
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
Bacha-Mumy rat ko maine su-su karne k liye bathroom ka gate khola to bulb apne ap hi jal gya Mumy-Haraamkhor tu aj fir freez me su-su kr aya
mathematician marries a grl
aftr marrige she asks him
grl: hw m i looking.?
mathematician: tan c/sin c
=sin c/cos c.sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c :)
Judge: Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rahe,
Roka Q Nahi?
Gawaah: Janab Agar Meri Jaan Chali Jati To Aapko Chashmadid Gawaah Kahan Se Milta?
Santa: khana parosne Me kitni der hai?
Waiter:Der Nahi lagegi. Khana to kal se taiyar hai, Bas Garm karne ki der hai
Whenever V find the key of success,
Some idiots change the locks So
forget d key
&
learn to blast the doors wid ur guts.
G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm,
Ab Kya Kroge?
Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge?
NAhi Na!
Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga
friends jaldi check karo:
Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag JayegA
Haha
2men jumping
4m
buiding
terrace.
1st: this is my 50th time..
I'm a record holder.
2nd: this is my first time.
I'm a
"Satyam share Holder"
Imagine world without Girls,
galiya sunsan,
collage viran,
duniya paresan,
tanha insan,
na jaanu
na jaan
har taraf bas
Karn Jhor ka DOSTANA.
Judge:Why r u arrested?
Santa: 4 shopping early?
Judge:Well, thats not a crime, anyway hw early u shopping?
Santa:Before opening the shop ..
Santa ka RADIO kharaab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHUHA mara hua tha,
dekh k Santa bola:
AE lo, chalega kaise, SINGER to mar gaya..!
Vimala: Sarla, Apna Belan To Dena. Wo Aa Gaye Hain.
Sarla: Le Jao, Lekin Jaldi Wapas Kar Dena.
Chintu Ke Papa Bhi Ab Aane Hi Wale Hain
Lalu-Kahe rooti ho?Tum to hamar chand ho
Rabdi-Hum ka chand na bulao
Lalu-kahe??
Rabdi-Sasure Amrika wale bar bar chand par chad jate hai..
BHKT: BHGWAN muje dard de, dukh de, tensan de,
mujhe barbad karde,mere piche panoti laga de
BHGWAN: abe kutte 1lineme bolna k BV chahiye
Johny Johny, Yes papa..
No msgs why papa,
Remove ur simcard quick papa,
Put ur cel in well papa,
Clap ur hands
Ha..Ha..Ha....