Amit Ghiya Wishes Collection - Page 2

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later
Sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you

4 Blessed ways of living:
1st,
Look back & Thank God.
2nd,
Look forward & Trust God
3rd,
Look around & serve God.
4th,
Look within & Find God..!!

sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha
k k k k
logon ne pent shirt bhi pehnay huye the

Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai

Life is all about a card game.
Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.
But playing well with
the cards in hand, determines our Success

Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH’s plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset

Have faith in ALLAH

Hichkiyo se ek baat ka ehsas hai ki sayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai,beshak milne na aaye par chand lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai.

Diwano ki tarah tumhe pyar karte hai,tanhayi yad aksar tumhe yad karte hai,humne pata hai tum hamari nahi ho sakti ,kyon phir tumhara intezar karte hai.

Yaad karte hain yaaron ko,yaadon se dil bhar aata hai,kabhi sath jiya karte the sab,aaj milne ko dil taras jaata hai

Dil ki galiyon me kabhi gum na ho.hamari ye dosti kabhi kum na ho.Bas yahi dua hai meri ke aap khush raho,phir kya hua agar waha hum na ho.

Khushi mili Has na sake, gum mile to ro na sake,zindgi ka yahi dasture hai,jise chah use pa na sake,aur jise paya use chah na sake.

Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chhod k jayenge,royenge bahut magar ansu bhi ayenge,jab sath na de koi to awaaj hame dena.asman par bhi honge to laut ke aayenge

Khamoshiya teri mujhse baate karti hai meri har aah har dard samajhti hai.pata hai majbur hai tub hi aur mein bhi,phir bhi aankhe tere didar ko tarasati hai.

Bin tere aise jiye jaa raha hun,haske jaher jaise koi piye jaa raha hun,maut aatinahin isliye mar ke bhi ek pal jiye jaa raha hun.

Dil ki itab ka pana chura le gaya koi, neend akhon se udaa le gaya koi,peene ki aadat nahi thi hume,jam nigaho se pils gaya koi…

Do u know full form of “dairy milk”?(darling always I remember u, meet immediately 4a long kiss.”that’s why girl ask 4 dairy milk”

There is a song in the film maachis “chunni leke soti thi kamala lagti thi”,ab agar sirf chunni leke soegi to kamal to lagegi na…..!

Ladki ladke se-vade kiye the tune milenge har mod par,har gali parhar raah par kitan bewafa nikla tu na aa saka mere janaze par!ladka jawab mein-tune intezar kiya merahar mod par,har gali par ,har raah par.kitna bewafa nikli tu ,na dekha mud ke,aa raha tha mera janaza tere janze ke peeche!

GUZRE HUE WAQT KI YAD ATI HAI,KUCH LAMHON SE ANKH BHAR TAI HAI,WHO SUBAH RANGIN,WOHSHAM HASIN BUN JATI HE,JAB AAP JESE DOST KI YAAD ATI HE..

Tumne mausam badlte dekha hai hamne insane badlte dekha hai jab doob rahi thikasti meri hamne sahil par doston ko haste dekha hai!!

…Kch bhi na jane kaise rishte bana deta hia jin ko hum kabhi jante bhi nahi thhe…un ko jaan se bhi zyada pyare bana deta hai..’

Agar koi apko raat ki tanhai me tang kare,karwate badalnepe majboor kare,chupke se kaan me sargodshi kare aur garden chumle toh..all out lagao machar bhagao!

Way may be difficult,full of trials,sorrows pains,but if u fall down,just standup straight,be confident & say..bhenchod.dhaka kisne maara??