Amit Ghiya Wishes Collection - Page 4

2 lovers were siting in a park,eating chips and look in each others eyes

girl-janu ,what r u thinking

Boy-tu mujhse jyada chips kha rahi hai "chatori"....

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To
Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota.

Kyu Ki Ladkiyo
Ko
Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti..
Pappi To Le Lo..
Pappi To Le Lo..

Some Basic Rules

1. apni wife ki
har roz leni chahiye


-KHABAR

2.Uska pakad kar baar-baar
chumna chahiye


-HAATH

3.Uska bade aaram se dabana chahiye


-PAIR

4.Uski aage se hi nahi peeche se bhi karni chahiye


-TAARIF

5. Uske saamne aate hi Apna nikaal kar uske haath mein rakh dena chahiye

-PURSE .

Ful form of a GIRL


G-Goli dene m sabse aage.


I- Innocent sirf face se.


R-Rone dhone ki automatic machine.


L-Ladai me sabki maa.

--
Ek makhi ek ganje k sar par baithi.
Dusri makhi-wah kya ghar dhundha hai.
Pahli makhi-ghar kahan re,pagli abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.

1 Khushbuu Gulaab K Saath,
Thodi c Hansi Mazaq K Saath,
1Yaad Mulaqat K Saath,
Nai Subha Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran k Saath,
Hamesha Khush Raho Meri Duaon K Saath...
good morning

A poster on TV at peace rally in mumbai....
"Politicians divide us...
N Terrorists unite us..."
truly superb...!

Man goes 2 Nark. He saw Gandhiji dancing with mallika,

Man askd2yamraj-Gandhiji ki saja itni achi kyon?

Yamraj-abe sja Gandhiji ko nhi mallika ko mili.., hai.