mandar jadhav Wishes Collection - Page 5

hamari ek dastan likhni shuru kar di,
kuch lamho me zindagi tamam kar di,
wo hmare na ban paye kabi,
humne hi apni zndgi unke naam kar di

BETAB SE RAHTE HAIN TERI YAD ME AKSR
raat bhar nhi sote teri yad me aksr:
JISM ME DARD KA BAHANA SA BANA K
hum toot ke rote hain teri yad me aksr.

Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte He
Masti K liye
NO
Time Pass
No
Hum Ye Msg Apne Desh Ke Liye Bhejte Hai
QKI
PADEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA

Kites Spc
Udi Kites Or Cut Gyi
Hritik Ki Ek Or Movi Pit Gyi
Zindgi Do Pal Ki N Dil Ne Shor Kiya
Pure K Pure 2:15 Hou. Movi Ne Compleate Bore Kiya

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

Khwbo k andar zinda mat Rho
balki apne andar khwabo ko zinda rakho
mohabat use nai hoti jo kubsurat ho khubsurat wo hota he jis se mohbat ho

Zindagi Ko Kushi Me Bitana Sikhlo
Apne Armano Ko Tum Chupana Sikhlo
Zindagi Me Kabhi Gum Chu Na Payega
Bs Tum Hr Bat Pe Muskurana Sikhlo.

Kuch kahe to ap kehte h bahut bolte ho
chup rahe to ap puchte h naraz ho
dilki bat apko kaise samjaye
jb izhar kare to kehte h Q mazak karte ho.

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,
Mama:Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi AQal Ki Zarurat Hai,
Bhanja:Ab mai Apse Wahi Cheez to Mangunga Jo Apke Paas Hai.

DIFFERENT
style's
GOODNIGHT
Frnd-Goodnight Dude,
father-Soja beta,
sister-Goodnight brother,

Mom-ye mobile pe Matthi pado re..

Na muje kisika Dil chahiye
Na muje kisiki ki Dosti chahiye
Jo apna samajh kar apni Girlfrnd se setting karwaDe
Mujhe us sache Dost ki Dosti chahye

Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf 2line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aapne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi abtak pad raheho

Q Marte ho Bewafa Sanam K Liye,
2Gaz Zami nai Milegi Dafan K Liye,
Marna hoTo Maro Desh-Watan K Liye,
HAsinao b Dupata Utar degi,
Tere Kafan K Liye

Sher likha jata he
Padha jata he
Suna jata he
Kaha jata he
Lekin jb Sher
samne ata he to Payjama uper se dhila,Neche se gila OR Peche pila hojata hai

Hazaro Ladkiyan Aisi ki har Ladki pe Dum nikle
wah

Hazaro Ladkiyan aisi ki har Ladki pe Dum nikle,

magar jiss pe Dum nikle

wo Ghar se kum nikle.

Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali,

Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali,

Gulaam bankar fas jate hain ishq ke jaal me,

Aur kehten hain maine LADKI patali..

Kuch Pattharon K Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte
Kuch Kamine Hote He
GF Ko Karna Ho SMS To Kya Din Kya Raat,
Doston Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote Hain

Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.
Patni:Thiq hai,
kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.

Jo Koi Na Kar Saka Wo HUm Kar Denge,

Apke Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,

Himat He to SMS Karo,

Varna Hum Akele Hi Tumahri Naak Me Dum Kar Denge..

Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur
Thakur-Nai
In Hatho Se Me Dosto Ko Msgs Krta Hu
YeJo Is Waqt Msg Padh Raha H Is Ke hath Lele
Ye kabhi Msg Nai Krta

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

Educational Song
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chala

MATHS-Ajib dastan h ye

EXAM-Zehrli Raate

RESULT-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga

FAIL-Jag Sona Sona lage

'SMS'karne me kitna maja ata hai,
But'DIL'Ghabrata hai,
Q ki'Balance'jata h,
but asli'maja'tab aata hai,
jab kanjus logo se 'SMS' Ka jawab aata hai

Galat baat par Gussa ajana sharafat ki nishani hai,
Lekin usi Guse ko pee jana
ek sachhe INSAN ki Nishani hai.

Future genration,
MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nhi le payegi,

Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.

Aapni GirlFrnd Ko Ye Dil Fek Shayari Bhejiye,

Arz Hai,

Pani K Bina Tu Tatti Dho Nahi Sakti,

Aur
Mere Siva Tu Kisi Aur Ki Ho Nahi Sakti

Bichad Gye H Jo Unka Sath Kya Mangu
Zara C Umr H Gam Se Nijat Kya Mangu
Wo Sath Hote To Hoti Zrurte B Hme
Akeli JaaN K Lye Kaynat kya Mangu

>Insan Kbhi 4Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota

>Mobile

>Auto Mobile

>TV

Or

> B V

> Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL" Hote Hai.......