mandar jadhav Wishes Collection - Page 6

Tuta hua shisha phir joda nahi jata,
Aankh se nikla hua aansu phir wapas nahi aata,
Tum toh keh ke bhool chuke ho sab kuch,
Lekin humse woh pal bhulaya nahi jata.

5gm kasme
10gm hanshi
10gm shuk-dukh
25gm pyar
50gm batein
thodi takrar
aur thoda pyar
swad anusar
DISH-E-DOSHTI
ho gai taiyar.

Ab k Sal Usy Mera Intzar Nhi
Wo Jo Dil Beqrar Tha Ab ki Baar Nhi
Us Ne Mjhe Chorh Dia Bs Baat Itni c Thi
Wo Mera Pyar Tha Main Uska Pyar Nhi

Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai,
Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai,
Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai,
Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai.

U r my bank of happiness,
U r my sleeping pills for peace of mind,
U r my confidence for down in life,
U r my heart for love in my life.

Pyar He To zindgi Ki Shan He

Pyar N Ho To Mehfil Bhi Shamshan He

Sara KheL Pyar Ka He Wrna

zindgi Or Maut EK SaMaan He

Tujse Naraz N Rahuga
Pal-Pal Khush Tuje Me Rkhuga
Bahut Tdap Raha Hu Meri Jaan Tere Pyar K Liye
Milegi Jb Tu
Us PaL Me Tuje
bahut Pyar Me Kruga??

Dost Sath ho to rone me bhi shaan hai
Dost na ho to mehfil bhi Samshaan hai
Saara khel dosti ka hai Varna..
'Janaza' aur 'Baraat' Ek Saman hai

Keh Do Duniya Se Ke Humari Kismat Pe Jalna Chod De,
Hum To Wo Bad-Nasib Hai Ke Agar Kafan Ki Dukan Khole To Log Marna Chod De...

Maana k ham bahut Ladte hai
Magar Pyar B Bahut karte hai.
Hamare Gusse ki wajah se Naraj Na ho Jana
Ham Gussa Upar Se Aur Pyar dil Se karte hai

Pyar Se Chahe Arman Maang Lo
Ruthkar Chahe Muskan Maang Lo
Bus Tmana Ye Hai Ki Na Dena Kabi Dokha
Fir Haskar Chahe Jaan Hi Mang Lo...?

Ab unki chahat me ye naubat agayi
thandi hawa bhi hume jala gayi
kehti hai aap yahan taraste hi reh gaye
mai tumhare sanam ko chu kar bi agayi..

Yaad rakhna tujhe mera ek jurm tha,
bhool jana tujhe dusra jurm hai..
kya sitam hai ke tere hasin shehar mein,
har taraf gaur se dekhna jurm hai .

Na Jane Kyo Hasrat Hai Tujhe Pane Ki..??

Yahi Chahat Hai Is Diwane Ki

Kya Zarurat Thi Khuda ko Tujhe
Itna Khubsurat Banane Ki...

TERI PALKO SE
ASHKO KO
MITANE AAYA
HU
Teri Kasam
Tuje Apna
Banane Aaya
Hu
BAHUT JI LIYA
TANHAYI ME..
Tere Pas Me Apni Sanse Mitane Aaya Hu

Itna dard He dil medikhaya nhi jata,Gambhir he kissa Sunaya nhi jata
Ek bar g bhar ke dekh lo is chehre ko,Q ki bar-bar kafan uthaya nhi jata???

Sagar Ki Lehre Ufan K Yu Uchhalti He
Jese Bagawat Wo sagar Se Karti He
Sdiyo Se Ye Khel Chal Rha
Bas Bekasur Kinaro Ko Ghayal Krti He

GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe The

MOLU to GOLU - Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?

GOLU: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahi Hogi

GOLU-Batao Ghadi Me Kitna Time Huma hai
MOLU-Muje Ghadi Dekhne Ni Aata
GOLU-Ghadi Ki Dono Suaiya Kaha Hai
MOLU-Ghadi Ke Aandar...

GOLU Ek slim ladki ko
Dekh Kar Bola-

Chehra tera khas nahi
Haddiyo me teri maas nahi
Pyar kya tujhse khak karu
Teri to jine ki bhi aas nahi

If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se
Husband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

Student: Machchhar Katne Se Pehle Kan Ke Pas Kyo Bhinbhinata Hai?
Teacher: Ache Yoddha Shatru Ko Suchna Dekar Hi Attack Karta Hai.

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?




santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

Comparison of a
CHOCOLATE n a KISS...
1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY,
3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE
4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCH.

Kal h paper or baki he mera revision
gor farmayiyega
Kal h paper or baki he mera revision
fir b dekhunga CID only on Sony Entertenment Television

Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan Lunga

Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu sala"KUTTA" he

engineer ne banaya drill, drill se bana hole..
Wawa

ACP bola,
"inspectr Shinde, is case me jarur kuch to he zhol.!"
Wawa

CID season.
Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai


Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai


Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein
kisi dusre naam se thehra hai!

1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya
2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..