mandar jadhav Wishes Collection - Page 7

Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each oth

Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa- iske sath jo gift hai do.
Shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai.
Santa- saale jhute, ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"

TV Serial Shayri
1 Kutta Roz 1 Lakdi Ko Milne Jata Hai
1 Kutta Roz 1 Lakdi Ko Milne Jata Hai
Aab Tum Sab Hi Batao
YE RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI

Pati bola patni se-Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi..PATNI-to ?
PATI- mai 2 shadiya aur kar sakta hu.PATNI- Sonch lo, Dropadi ke 5 Pati the...?

CID WTH CRICKET
Gibbs 99 run par pahunch kr catch ho gye
Gibbs 99run per pahunch kar catch ho gye
DAYA gaadi start karo finger prints match ho gye

A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..

Do u know why?

Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!

Why Boys r so Careles & Irresponsible ?
B'Coz they know that Somwehere some Sweet & Innocent Girl is Learning 2 be Responsible 4 them..!!

Kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee..
Wah wah..
Ki kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee.
Or agar nahi silvane ho to apki marzi.

DO AALSI So Rahe The,
Tabhi Ek Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga.
1 AALSI CHOR..CHOR..!DUSRA AALSI:
CHUP CHAP Soja,Jab Takiya Lene Aayega Tab Pakad lenge

Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai Doctor Ki Medicine Ki Tarah

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Aik Subah

Aik Dopehar

Aur Aik Ghanta Sham.

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.

Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu

Chor ne kia ladki ka purse chori.

Wah wah!

Chor ne kia ladki ka purse chori.


Lalla lalla lori.
Doodh ki katori

Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB

Wah Wah!

Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
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Abhijeet Laash Ko Le Chalo Forensic Lab. :-D

Dilip Kumar ki film hai KARMA..
Dilip Kumar ki film hai KARMA..
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Soundarya sabun NIRMA.

Exam ka time h mat kro shor....

Exam ka time h mat kro shor....

Doctor says to Jaggya "Anandi is no more"...:'(

Khuda tere rehmat se dharti maa ne hame pala.
Wa wa
khuda tre rhmat se dharti maa ne hame pala
wa wa
aAya naya UJALA char bundo wala.

Tune mera dil toda, mujhe hua pain..
wah wah..
tune mera dil toda, mujhe hua pain..
GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE GIVE ME SOME RAIN...

IPL Ki Match Dekh K Logo Ko Maza Aa Raha He

IPL Ki Match Dekh K Logo Ko Maza Aa Raha He
Or
12 Saal Se DAYA Ek Hi QUALIS
Chala Raha Hai

Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi

Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi

Kya Goli Lagne K baad B Bach paygi Anandi?

Ye Dekho GHAR
Or ye rha SANSAR
Najar Aya
Nhi
Tab to Apko pyar ho gaya
Qki
Ghar bAR njr nhi aata
Snsar najr nhi ata jb pyar hota he

Phul Kharab Nai Hota Makkhiya Kharab Karti Hain,
Phul Kharab Nai Hota Makkhiya Kharab Karti Hain,
Ladke Kharab Nahi Hote,
Ladkiya Kharab Karti Hai

At a ladies garments shop,
MAN: I need a Ladies Salwar Suit..
Shopkeeper: Sir, wife k liye chahiye yaa kuchh acha sa dikhau?

After a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,
Wah Wah

after a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,

Taste me best Mummy aur Everest.,

BE Wajah kisi ko
Sataya Nhi Karte
U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte
Jinki SANSE Chalti Ho
AAPKE KHON se.

ALLOUT Jalakar

Unhe Bhagaya Nhi krte

Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.

Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train chlti he.
banta-Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar1se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he

Shayad kisi ne kiya hai ispe peeche se vaar
Shayad kisi ne kiya hai ispe peeche se vaar
Ab to CID k PJs band karo yaar

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Paa mein amitabh ka naam hai auro..
Wah wah...
paa mein amitabh ka nam hai auro..
wah wah
Abhijit ghar k kona kona chaan maro