mandar jadhav Wishes Collection - Page 8

Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1 Saal Lag Jata Hai.
Banta:Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai.

Kapade banane ke liye lagti hai rue
wah wah wah
Kapade banane ke liye lagti hai rui Daya, iski maut zaher khane se nahi hui...

Yu khamosh rahke tadpaogi kab tak,
Wah wah
Yu khamosh rahke tadpaogi kab tak,
Wah wah..
Cameraman Manish k sath Avneet Bhargava Aaj Tak

Santa school me hans raha tha,
1 ladhka bola chup kar
santa:-Q,tum kon ho..?
Ladhka:-main moniter hu
Santa bola:-main CPU hu...Ab bol...

Pota;Daadi Aapne kon kon se Mulk Ghume hai?
Dadi;Beta Pakistan,
Hindustan Or Afganistan,
Pota;Ab konsa Ghumogi?
Pichhe se Dada bola-Qabristan.

Arz kiya he,
Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,
Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,

Agar IPL ka tikt Nai mila
to party hila denge.

USA:We 1st landed in Moon.
Rus:We 1st landed in Venus.
Santa: 1st landed in Sun
USA: U cant. Its too hot
Santa: We landed at Night

In an examination hall, a gal asks santa sitting on d desk next 2 her,
"Mujhe is answer ki starting bata de baki main likh lungi".
Santa said, The"

EXAM tym hai,Apne andar k sher ko jaga lo,
wah..
EXAM tym hai,Apne andar k sher ko jaga lo,
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.
.
Godrej kesh kala, bus kato, kholo aur lag lo.

Ham AapKo Khone Na Denge,
Apne Se Juda Hone Na Denge,
Aaj Hi Bhijwa Rahe Hain 1OOOO Macchar,
Jo Raat Bhar Apko Sone Na Denge.

There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
in this world...

so...

GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;-)

Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I.
Banta: Q?
Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki Main

Jaag Raha Hu

Chennai ki team me khelta hai raina..
Wah wah
Chennai ki team me khelta hai raina...Wah wah
Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisise ab kya kehna..

Mother is the power of earth.she is the symbol of love..do you know
really who is mother?

Fool...Mother is the wife of father..

No clap Pls!

Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha?
Chintu: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Me Hain, Unhi Se Poochh Lo.

Wat r d most powerful 3 words other dan
I LOVE U?

"RESULT AA GAYA!!"
Ye 3 words b haste khelte insan ki ek pal mein duniya badal sakte hai

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-)

Deadly shayri:
PITAAJI bane DAD,
MAA ban gai MOM...
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PITAAJI bane Dad,
MAA ban gai MOM...
.
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WWW dot YAHOO dot COM...!!

Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta h
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,
Dost: Garam pani kuon?
Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai

1Budha Budhiya ko Ghur Raha tha.
Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi.
1Ladka Aya Bola-Kya hua?
Budha-kuch nahi Beta,Purana Calender hai FADFADA RaHA HAI.

Lali: 12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay Hai? Kab Se Intzar Kar Rahi Hu.
Santa: Ye Jagte Rehne Ka Smy H? 4 Ghante Se Tumhare Sone Ka Intzr Kr Raha hu.

Apki shakl ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
kya bataun ki yeh wakya kaisa hai,
kaun kehta h aap ullu jaise ho
such to yeh h ki ullu apke jaisa hai !

Khush ke pal me ek dua hamari he
Apka ghar base ye khwaish hamari he

Hum chahte he ki aap Arrenge merriage kare
Qki aapki GF pe nazar hamari He

Summer sms:
Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole.
Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole
Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole ole ole.

Ek Sher Arj Hai..

Osa Hai Gosa Hai
Barish Ka Bosa Hai
Wah wah !!!

Osa Hai Gosa Hai
Barish Ka Bosa Hai,

Manga Tha SAMOSA laya tu Dosa Hai

Ab pakau Sms bhej kar nahi karenge tumhe bor
wah wah
ab pakau Sms bhej kar nahi karenge tumhe bor,
khiche muje koi Dor..teri or,teri or....teri or

A song for all married people-

Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again

Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki "BUAA"Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

"ACCHI PATNI"

AUR

"BHOOT"
EK jaise hote hai..........!!
Kyonki inki baatein to sab karte Hai....,

PAR......
AAJ TAK Dekha kisi ne nahi..

Ek sharaabi Vivah film dekh kar Ghar aaya aur Biwi se bola
''Tujhe pikar me dekhu.. mujhe hak hai.
Tu bhi piti hai daru mujhe shak hai"!!!;