miss u Wishes Collection

Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height,
health,
good nature, kind heart, smart luk,
style.
Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"gn

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

Feelings r important in our life as they come from heart, if u respond back they grow, if u ignore they die, if u respect they stay forever..

'O G! wake up, shake up,

Open Ur chuni muni eye,

Wash Ur pinky shinky face,

Somebody wants 2 say U gudM..o..r..n..i..n..g...:-)

Hum fizao k rukne ka intezar nahi karte
hum hawao k thamne ka intezar nahi karte
jab dil kehta he to kar lete hai SMS
hum kanjuso k sms ka intezar nahi karte.

Ap ki shan me arj hai:wo apko dur se hi dekh kar hi apna dupatta sambhal leti hai..
hairan hun is bat se ki wo aap ki niyat pahele se hi kaise jan leti hai...

Girl demands for ice cream.. boy purchased it..
gal: thank u
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boy: only thank u
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gal: u wnt kiss na??
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boy: chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de:-

Lamho ke har pal me hame paoge yado ke zarokhe se muskuraoge jab bhi karoge hame bhulane ki koshish usi lamha mera pyara sa sms paoge.

kisi Apne Ko Apne Se Itna Dur Na Karna K,
wo Dil Se Hi Dur Ho Jaye,
balki Us Apne Ko Apne Itne Pass Rakho K,
wo Kabhi Kisi K Pass Hi Na Jaye .

Puri duniya ki sabse khubsurat jodi kaun si he?

MUSKURAHAT
OR
AASOO

Dono ka 1 sath milna muskil he,
lekin jb ye dono milte hai vo pal sbse khubsurt hota he.

Ladka: Hey bhagwan!Kisi samajhdar ladki ko meri g.frnd bana do.Bhagawan:Ghar chale jao beta,Samajhdar ladki kabhi boyfrnd nai banati.

Rocky -vicky tu tina ko line marna 6od de .Vicky-kyu ?Rocky- kyunki uska 1 boyfriend he .Vicky- usme kya hua , fotball me bhi goalkeeper hota he fir bhi samne vali team goal marti he na .

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe..."Fill in blank for me. send this message to your friends and get cool replies but reply me first...Kuch acha reply karna.

CID pj Again..Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,ACPKehta he"Ho na ho daya KhoonWatchman ne hi kiya he..

search a beautiful heartbut donot search a beautiful face..Beautiful things r not always gudBut gud things r always beautiful...gm

Aap hame rula do koi gam nahi aap hame bhula do hame koi gam nahi jis din bhula diya hamne aapko to samj lena ki is duniya me ham nahi.

1 buzurg se kisi ne kaha jb nasib me pehle hi sab likh dia gya h to dua q kre?Buzurg ne farmaya-Ho skta he rab ne nasib me likha ho k mangne pe milega...GOOD NIGHT..

Boys Attitude!
Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl
If She Says Yes
Then
“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A”

If She Says No
Then
“Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI….

ou can read it without mistake

Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp
Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaeg
Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.

Love is like missed call

Love is like missed call.
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox.

Pyar me meetha dard mila ye bahut hi sapno ko nai disha mili vo bahut hi pyar pura hua ya adhura baat yeh nai pyar karne ka mauka mila vo bahut h???

Koi Hasaye To Thoda HAS Lete Hai
Ankho Me Gum Ho To Ro Lete Hai
Nind Hume Waise KamHi Aati Hai
Mgr SpneMe Wo Aynge Ye Sochkr Thoda So Lete Hi???

Chahat Hai Lekin Haqiqt Nahi Hi,
Aajkal Kisiko Kisise Sachi Mohabat Nahi Hai.
Jo Tumhe Bhula De,Tum Use Bhula Do
Is se Behtar Koi Nasihat Nahi???

Tod do kasam jo khayi he,
Kabhi yad kar lene me kya burai he,
Yaad aapko bina kiye raha b to nahi jata,
Dil me jagah aapne aisi jo banai he???

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Ay Dost Kabhi Ziker-E-Judai Na Karna,
Mere Barose Ko Ruswa Na Karna,
Dil Mai Tere Koi Aur Bas Jaye Tu Bata Dena,
Mere Dil Mai Reh Kar Bewafai Na Karna

Mohabbaton ki saza bemisal di usney,
Udas rehne ki aadat daal di usney…..
Mere wajood pe jab itne Zakham dekh chuka woh…..
phir jaan boojh ke kaanton ki shaal dal di usney !!!

Mere angan mein lagay phool gawahi dein
Maine arsay sey kisi phool ko dekha bhi nahin
Tujh ko socha hai to phir tujh ko hi socha hai
Terey siwa ……..kisi aur ko socha bhi nahin